Sayings that get on your tit

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'Been there, done that, got the t-shirt'. For some reason this old overused one just annoys the heck out of me. I think because I always imagine the person saying it thinks they are all kinds of cool and up to date.
For the same reason 'not' at the end of a sentence. 'It's really nice..not'. This feels like it should have died when the last episode of Friends ended

Get over yourself

Crack on

Well... Should have xxx then

I think I hate every single saying on here, i must be a miserable old bag

‘You guys’ - when addressing a mixed-sex group of older people that includes me. 🤬

”We” without indicating who the other/s are

He / she is loved
Loved all the world.

’I didn’t want to say anything, but..’

But what? You stood back and watched me fuck up, all the while knowing it was going to happen but said nothing, and now you want me to know how clever and prescient you are? Jog on, either tell me at the time or hold your silence

rant over…

‘There’s nothing worse than……’. There probably is really.

I recently read - ‘there is nothing worse than a square tablecloth on a round table’

Amazing

Amazing

Amazing

If you watch Tv just about every programme people screech this word, find another adjective please.

OMG OMG OMG then people do sort of silly dance holding their mouths, grow up!

I get irrationally irritated when someone says, 'in no way, shape or form'. For example, 'I don't support what he said, in no way, shape or form'.

I've even heard people make it even longer by say saying, 'in no way, shape, fashion or form'.

Just seems like an unnecessary use of extra words.

I know someone who uses 'literally' to finish a sentence. E.g. "Yeah, I know, I was like literally..." and I'm left thinking "What? You were literally what? Pleased? Angry? Confused? What?" She's married to a relative so I don't say anything, but it's infuriating.

I've noticed "Does that make sense?/ If that makes sense" is replacing "Do you know what I mean?" So that will annoy me by Christmas.

This drives me nuts too. You can absolutely love your pets without calling yourself their 'mummy'. 🙄

"Enjoy."

This always makes me want to shout, "Enjoy what?"

I've noticed that some newspapers/news sites announce celebrity births by saying, 'they welcomed a daughter in 2020...' Why 'welcomed'? Can't they just say 'they had a daughter' or 'she gave birth to a daughter'?

Iconic

As used by Zoe Ball to describe just about anything.

Toast for breakfast? Iconic!!!!

I can’t bear when publications report on someone’s death like this:

John Celebrity: Dead at 62

I feel like it began to be adopted after big shocking deaths like Diana, and it’s favoured because it sounds dramatic and sensational. But it’s just horrible and disrespectful.

The use of the word cheeky when the activity absolutely isn't cheeky...'off for a cheeky run' 'going for a cheeky pint'

Hearing people say they're 'going gym' or 'going Dubai' what happened to completing a whole sentence?

Grow some balls- to or about a woman. A) biologically impossible B) women can be tough too. You don't have to magically become male to stand up for yourself. Plus balls - eeuw!

"It shouldn't be a race to the bottom."

Which always turns out to mean "I don't care how much suffering/inconvenience that causes other people; the group I support should get whatever it is they want."

Yes I m irritated by this as well. What did they do when the baby arrived? Shake its hand? Lay on a buffet?

Nope. Tried, didn't work.

Signed, Tigger's mummy. 😜

Strong woman

🤮🤮🤮🤮

Completely outdated and such a risible, patronising phrase – as if there’s something unexpected about being both (and obviously this is where the phrase originates from – back in the days when being a woman who was ‘strong’ (🙄) was perceived as going against the grain).

Really wish people would stop using it, it’s so embarrassing.

"Crimbo"
"Holibobs"
"Champers"

Emotionally retrograded twats.

Bubbles
Fizz
😉

Ossome.

It's actually pronounced "awesome" and it's not actually applicable ever, unless you've stumbled upon Mount Kilimanjaro, or Angel Falls.

The phrase you were looking for was, "Yes, nice top, Bev/ Kev."