Sayings that get on your tit

[okiedokie1]

'Been there, done that, got the t-shirt'. For some reason this old overused one just annoys the heck out of me. I think because I always imagine the person saying it thinks they are all kinds of cool and up to date.
For the same reason 'not' at the end of a sentence. 'It's really nice..not'. This feels like it should have died when the last episode of Friends ended

I've only ever heard 'get on your tits' plural. Don't like either of those😆 I think I just hate the word 'tits'.

Also:

ASAP - either with each letter enunciated or 'a-sap' as a word. Hate it (but only when spoken, not so much when written down. Something is SO urgent you can't even be bothered to say 'as soon as possible'. I guess that's the point, but it annoys me ... a lot!

'Things always happen for a reason'

They really don't!

My bad - oh grow up!

When people say 'i'm climbing off of the chair'

WHY

I hate "wouldn't dream of..." which is always used on here. Sounds so prissy and judgemental and often just used to mean someone chooses to do something differently to you.

Smile it might never happen.

It is what it is.

At the end of the day.

Feeling poorly and need a handhold, they both sound so feeble

‘End of.’

So rude and aggressive.

My teenager says “oh my daaaaayyyyzzzzz” and it really gets on both of my tits.

Oh bless you

And

To be honest

Hate that one too. Like, half the planet can’t afford to feed themselves today for a reason, yeh?!

it is what it is

going forward

anything crude coarse or vulgar

so many - platitudes, truisms, cliches, lame unoriginal remarks
uttered when saying anything original or interesting is beyond
the speakers natural syntax

To reach out
Give your head a wobble
Nip it in the bud
Touch a nerve
Worked up
Chill out
Rub up the wrong way

"Youve got this"! Every single film, TV programme has some one saying this. It used to be "Im too old for this shit!"

"Need gone" 😫

I agree with need a handhold and feeling poorly from a previous poster

Also when someone is taken to hospital in an ambulance and they say they've been 'blue lighted' to hospital

"<insert profession> leaving in their droves"

Open a thesaurus, think of something new.... please!

Someone went "arse over tit" hate it

best riposte being - “ that’s what’s worrying me “

It is what it is

At the end of the day 🤢

University of life - well yeah we’ve all been there

‘I’ve got mental health’ - I assume to mean ‘I’ve got issues with my mental health’

On route

’Strong woman/women’ you’re just patronising yourself by implying there’s anything remarkable about being both female and ‘strong’.

‘Each to their own’ is a typically passive-aggressive MN phrase used to pass judgement on people’s choices and decisions - ‘Well, I personally can’t imagine how anyone could possibly eat an ENTIRE banana in one sitting - so unhealthy too <tinkly laugh> - but each to their own!’

I hate the way ‘Watching on’ has crept into the language; even the BBC uses it now. What’s wrong with people simply watching something?

‘It is what it is’.

How profound. 🙄

I totally agree with 'each to their own' it is always, always used by people who are being judgemental.

Jump the shark is my current annoyance - it's all over Mumsnet at the moment.. I'm sick to death of it. Nobody used to use it and now suddenly it's everywhere!