Sayings that get on your tit

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'Been there, done that, got the t-shirt'. For some reason this old overused one just annoys the heck out of me. I think because I always imagine the person saying it thinks they are all kinds of cool and up to date.
For the same reason 'not' at the end of a sentence. 'It's really nice..not'. This feels like it should have died when the last episode of Friends ended

'Not my circus, not my monkeys'. It's such a snide, lofty way of someone making out they are above drama, usually while relishing every little detail.

'Curl up' as in 'curl up on the sofa and watch tv' makes me shudder inside.

Up at the crack of Dawn.

Me, too, and love "rough as a badger/bears arse too. Ditto "dog rough".

Hate "we are pregnant" for male/female couple. As if...

Ah, yes! And 'thus far ...'

Hell to the no.

Not a problem

Often said by cashiers when I answer their question would I like a bag and I say no thanks I have my own.

No me neither, wish I'd heard it though then I'd know what howling with laughter sounds like 😆

My nan used to say this- she'd be 120 if she were still alive!

The misuse of the word 'mortified'.

And the way generally and genuinely are used interchangeably.

Did Fellowes use "braver"? Because it's "You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!"

When an institution or profession is described as "on its knees".

"Bare with me " - I don't want to take my clothes off with you, I barely know you, but I'm likely to "bear with you" if I feel like it 😀

“Please yourself” so passive aggressive

”Horses for courses”

”Gets on my tits” is the version I hear the most. It’s an awful expression.

“Don’t take this the wrong way…’ when someone is about to insult you.

”I tell it like it is” is another one which often means someone is just rude.

Yes all the tits and piss ones are just awful, so so crude and unnecessary. I don't mind a good f word though

😂

Not being funny but ………………

It is what it is.

Not being funny or nothing.

Sober as a judge

My mother always used to say when she was annoyed "Geppili, I have a bone to pick with you."

Hated it.

I find it really irritating when someone says

"..... if that makes sense?" especially when said repeatedly. Normally by a bloke.

look, what you've just described isn't rocket science, I'm not completely thick and you're not some incredibly intelligent being that you need to check my understanding after every sentence. Cheers.

A "cheeky" anything. You're just having a beer or whatever. Nothing cheeky about it.

The use of "dropped" to mean available in the shops.

Hot choc as an abbreviation for hot chocolate. Almost always said by people being smugly "cosy" who "snuggle under a blankie with a hot choc and a good book".

Don’t get me wrong but ……..

That’s ignorant