Things men can't see

[GlitteringUnicorn]

Crumbs
Empty loo rolls
Things on the bottom of the stairs

Anything else?

Quite.

And in an equally lighthearted way, many a true word is spoken in jest and humour is a well known device for expressing annoyance.

And? People that reply can use examples they fancy, it's just a lighthearted post🙄🥱

Dare I ask where are these skidmarks found? On the sofa? Teatowels? Dog?

Haha this is me. My dh is much more domesticated than me.

Things in the fridge. Can 'look' in 3 seconds and that's enough time spent but waste 2 mins arguing with me that we are out of cheese despite me confirming i just bought some: well its not here...maybe you left it behind at checkout...did you put it somewhere else by mistake.. im telling you its not here!.. do you think I'm stupid...fine you look yourself so...well I didn't see it there...how was I supposed to know it was behind the yoghurts...I couldn't see it so it's not my fault...maybe you should have put it in front of the yoghurt.

There's a funny short video clip The Mystery of the Basket which I can't seem to link to here. Anyone care to do that for me please?

Hair. If a woman is trying to distinguish which other woman a man is referring to - somebody they met at a party or one of the assistants in the local shop etc. - and asks what style/length/colour her hair was, the response may well be "I presume she had hair..."

Dare I ask where are these skidmarks found? On the sofa? Teatowels? Dog?

Whatever you do, never let either of them go on the helter skelter at the fairground.

Can’t see the thing staring him in the face in the fridge but has a special radar for boobs, bums and cars 😂

This one, presumably?

In that case, I think I must be a man and my H is a woman. He picks me up on every crumb and empty loo roll. And he likes cushions. I don’t care.

That’s it in a nutshell.

Thank you Father Jack. I find it rather funny.

Their piss on the seat or floor, as evidenced by the stench of public men's rooms.

No such thing as too many hair bobbles 😃

I can't see my mess. He can't see his mess.

We can both see each other's mess.

It's like we've been cursed by a gypsy.

Cheese, butter or whatever food item in the fridge

Toiket rolls at bottom of stairs that need taking upstairs.

This! The majority of men seem to be 'space invaders' these days.

They see these things when they live alone.

Anything in the fridge or a kitchen cupboard! The sheer AMOUNT of “we haven’t got any x” “yes we have” conversations that take place in my house is unreal. DH is an educated, articulate, competent man. Works hard, pulls his weight in the house and with the mental load but becomes literally BLIND when he steps into the kitchen - even though he cooks a lot! 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

I’m not sure they do really. They have very low standards a lot of the time.

The bigger picture.

I'm a man (bachelor) and my house is normally clean and tidy. And pretty much immaculate if I'm expecting visitors.

That is if you don't open any of my cupboards or drawers, wherein you will usually find chaos. But guests don't normally take it upon themselves to poke around in my drawers.

Their wallets

The dishwasher. My put your bowl in there when you could leave it in the sink all day to soak?