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Nosebleed during meeting

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Tinydance · 24/05/2023 09:16

Are there people out there who just get random nosebleeds for no apparent reason? If a London professional had to excuse themselves from a meeting because of a nosebleed would you think anything of it?

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SmileyClare · 24/05/2023 13:14

Sorry op but some of these replies are so funny 🤣

stbrandonsboat · 24/05/2023 13:39

Nobody will suspect cocaine until your nose falls off.

Hoppinggreen · 24/05/2023 13:44

Yorkshire here so no bloody clue about London professional nosebleed etiquette

SirChenjins · 24/05/2023 15:02

I think the only thing you can do OP is to affect an accent from another part of the UK - that way, no-one will suspect you of being a coke head.

Brefugee · 24/05/2023 15:04

anyone else? id go after them to check they were alright
London Professional: I'd shout "that's what you get for doing too much coke!"

strange parameter to set, OP

Mariposista · 24/05/2023 15:21

If this happened to someone in one of my meetings I'd feel nothing but concern for them - I used to get horrendous nosebleeds as a teenager and young adult, which I fortunately grew out of. I'd offer then tissues if I had any to hand and point them in the direction of the nearest loo. Certainly wouldn't judge.

Toddlerteaplease · 24/05/2023 15:31

OhhhhhhhhBiscuits · 24/05/2023 09:21

I would think a London professional is really unprofessional, but I would forgive a Manchester professional.

🤣🤣

Tinydance · 24/05/2023 15:45

Thank you everyone for the replies. Given me a good laugh!

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TallulahBetty · 24/05/2023 15:52

Is that you, Danniella W?

DurhamDurham · 24/05/2023 15:58

I'm in Durham and our professionals are just nose bleeding all over the place Grin that's the North for you !

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