Embarrassing, unlikely crush....

[CurlewKate]

I am a committed republican and a socialist. I have such a crush on Rory Stewart. Either make me feel better by confessing yours or tell me awful things I don't know about Rory to put me off him.

Michael Gove. I loathe him! But his voice.....

Quite a few tories tbh. And I'm absolutely a socialist too. But I don't fancy any socialist politicians. Maybe a psychologist can come along and explain!

@raggedraincoat "Michael Gove. I loathe him! But his voice....."

Wow. Now that does make me feel better about Rory! Mind you-I have heard that Gove is properly funny in private. And he does have a nice voice.....

At first glance I thought that was Rod Stewart, not sure which is worse 😂

My friend reckons it's because they're posh and rich which tells my subconscious they're providers 🤣

Blimey, Rory Stewart is a sex god compared to Michael Gove. Actually, anyone is!
I love Rory too, though... so interesting and intelligent, and he's done so many things. I'm also not a Tory.
I balance it by having a crush on Alistair Campbell too, though!

Alistair Campbell is too angry.

Mine is not an embarrassing crush because he is a beautiful creature but I am embarrassed how much I fancy Evan Peters. I have so many pictures of him on my phone, his calendar, a fleece blanket with his face on, I've named my favourite vibrator after him. Hope that makes you feel better OP.

Rory is too skinny.

@Bexx87 had to Google him but yeah I would 😜

I have recently started watching House and am developing an alarming and almighty crush on Hugh Laurie. Micheal Gove 😱

I'm more embarrassed that I'm spending a precious day's leave on this.

@Bexx87 i also like Evan Peters, ever as that serial killer

Mitts off haha

Rory Stewart is fine.

If it was Jacob Rees-Mogg, then yes I would seek help.

Evan Peters looks like he lives in a basement.

Rory Stewart is a homewrecker: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scots-tory-toff-set-to-tie-1405678

does that help?

He's awful, his voting record when he was a MO

MP...

My absolute arsehole of a line manager. I mean, I dislike this guy on a really fundamental level, he's a horrible piece of work.....but.....

George Osborne. I think it's the uber posh vibe.

Even worse, I bumped into him ice skating (not literally) and he was charm personified. It's a crush I keep very quiet indeed.

Maybe with a touch of Paul Robinson from Neighbours

Rory Stewart?! 😱

@grass321 I was in the crowd that booed George Osborne at the Paralympics......

I had a sex dream about Rishi Sunak.

Jacob Rees-Mogg

Must be a headmasterly, disciplinarian thing. But he's also well spoken and intelligent...