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Embarrassing, unlikely crush....

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CurlewKate · 19/05/2023 14:23

I am a committed republican and a socialist. I have such a crush on Rory Stewart. Either make me feel better by confessing yours or tell me awful things I don't know about Rory to put me off him.

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raggedraincoat · 19/05/2023 14:28

Michael Gove. I loathe him! But his voice.....

raggedraincoat · 19/05/2023 14:30

Quite a few tories tbh. And I'm absolutely a socialist too. But I don't fancy any socialist politicians. Maybe a psychologist can come along and explain!

CurlewKate · 19/05/2023 14:31

@raggedraincoat "Michael Gove. I loathe him! But his voice....."

Wow. Now that does make me feel better about Rory! Mind you-I have heard that Gove is properly funny in private. And he does have a nice voice.....

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allthewoes · 19/05/2023 14:31

At first glance I thought that was Rod Stewart, not sure which is worse 😂

raggedraincoat · 19/05/2023 14:33

My friend reckons it's because they're posh and rich which tells my subconscious they're providers 🤣

DejaVoodoo · 19/05/2023 14:36

Blimey, Rory Stewart is a sex god compared to Michael Gove. Actually, anyone is!
I love Rory too, though... so interesting and intelligent, and he's done so many things. I'm also not a Tory.
I balance it by having a crush on Alistair Campbell too, though!

raggedraincoat · 19/05/2023 14:40

Alistair Campbell is too angry.

Bexx87 · 19/05/2023 14:40

Mine is not an embarrassing crush because he is a beautiful creature but I am embarrassed how much I fancy Evan Peters. I have so many pictures of him on my phone, his calendar, a fleece blanket with his face on, I've named my favourite vibrator after him. Hope that makes you feel better OP.

raggedraincoat · 19/05/2023 14:41

Rory is too skinny.

raggedraincoat · 19/05/2023 14:42

@Bexx87 had to Google him but yeah I would 😜

Hell121 · 19/05/2023 14:42

I have recently started watching House and am developing an alarming and almighty crush on Hugh Laurie. Micheal Gove 😱

raggedraincoat · 19/05/2023 14:43

I'm more embarrassed that I'm spending a precious day's leave on this.

Hell121 · 19/05/2023 14:43

@Bexx87 i also like Evan Peters, ever as that serial killer

Bexx87 · 19/05/2023 14:44

raggedraincoat · 19/05/2023 14:42

@Bexx87 had to Google him but yeah I would 😜

Mitts off haha

BigMandsTattooPortfolio · 19/05/2023 14:46

Rory Stewart is fine.

If it was Jacob Rees-Mogg, then yes I would seek help.

Outdamnspot23 · 19/05/2023 14:52

Evan Peters looks like he lives in a basement.

Rory Stewart is a homewrecker: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scots-tory-toff-set-to-tie-1405678

does that help?

Mercurial123 · 19/05/2023 14:54

He's awful, his voting record when he was a MO

Embarrassing, unlikely crush....
Mercurial123 · 19/05/2023 14:54

MP...

GlitterSquid · 19/05/2023 14:57

My absolute arsehole of a line manager. I mean, I dislike this guy on a really fundamental level, he's a horrible piece of work.....but.....

grass321 · 19/05/2023 15:02

George Osborne. I think it's the uber posh vibe.

Even worse, I bumped into him ice skating (not literally) and he was charm personified. It's a crush I keep very quiet indeed.

grass321 · 19/05/2023 15:03

Maybe with a touch of Paul Robinson from Neighbours

Harringtonperle · 19/05/2023 16:19

Rory Stewart?! 😱

CurlewKate · 19/05/2023 16:22

@grass321 I was in the crowd that booed George Osborne at the Paralympics......

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PurBal · 19/05/2023 16:26

I had a sex dream about Rishi Sunak.

SFG112112 · 19/05/2023 16:30

Jacob Rees-Mogg Blush

Must be a headmasterly, disciplinarian thing. But he's also well spoken and intelligent...