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Embarrassing, unlikely crush....

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CurlewKate · 19/05/2023 14:23

I am a committed republican and a socialist. I have such a crush on Rory Stewart. Either make me feel better by confessing yours or tell me awful things I don't know about Rory to put me off him.

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Yate12 · 19/05/2023 16:32

PurBal · 19/05/2023 16:26

I had a sex dream about Rishi Sunak.

I had one about Ed Milliband Blush

determinedtomakethiswork · 19/05/2023 16:33

Hell121 · 19/05/2023 14:42

I have recently started watching House and am developing an alarming and almighty crush on Hugh Laurie. Micheal Gove 😱

Nothing alarming about having a crush on Hugh Laurie!

SilentParrot · 19/05/2023 16:34

SFG112112 · 19/05/2023 16:30

Jacob Rees-Mogg Blush

Must be a headmasterly, disciplinarian thing. But he's also well spoken and intelligent...

he's not that intelligent. He's just got a very posh accent. Imagine him with a regional accent and he won't seem quite as bright.

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CurlewKate · 19/05/2023 16:40

@PurBal "I had a sex dream about Rishi Sunak."

I REALLY don't want to think about Sunak's dick......

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Always4Brenner · 19/05/2023 16:43

Bexx87 · 19/05/2023 14:40

Mine is not an embarrassing crush because he is a beautiful creature but I am embarrassed how much I fancy Evan Peters. I have so many pictures of him on my phone, his calendar, a fleece blanket with his face on, I've named my favourite vibrator after him. Hope that makes you feel better OP.

Like that with Matthew Modine as Brenner and Atticus pictures blankets pillowcases mugs single duvet for winter cosy time. Yes I can relate and very naughty lollipops 😂😂😂😂for when watching Brenner. If Brenner beckoned me id be off with like a shot.

littleburn · 19/05/2023 16:59

I had a sex dream years ago about George Osborne, back when he was Chancellor. Ashamed to say I still get a certain frisson when his name is mentioned.

Cam22 · 19/05/2023 17:43

David Cameron.

Cam22 · 19/05/2023 17:44

Definitely Hugh Laurie but ONLY as House.

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CurlewKate · 19/05/2023 19:39

I don't think Hugh Laurie is either unlikely or embarrassing as a crush!

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Horrorqueen81 · 20/05/2023 19:04

Not embarrassing at all! He’s amazing- especially as Dahmer. Really fancied him as Lobster boy too!

Horrorqueen81 · 20/05/2023 19:06

Bexx87 · 19/05/2023 14:40

Mine is not an embarrassing crush because he is a beautiful creature but I am embarrassed how much I fancy Evan Peters. I have so many pictures of him on my phone, his calendar, a fleece blanket with his face on, I've named my favourite vibrator after him. Hope that makes you feel better OP.

Not embarrassing at all! He’s amazing- especially as Dahmer. Really fancied him as Lobster boy too!

Bexx87 · 20/05/2023 19:10

Horrorqueen81 · 20/05/2023 19:06

Not embarrassing at all! He’s amazing- especially as Dahmer. Really fancied him as Lobster boy too!

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I love the fact he gets naked in loads of his shows. He's got one of them cute peachy bums you just wanna grab.

Curioushorse · 20/05/2023 19:18

Actually think I might fight you for Rory Stewart. He wrote The Places Inbetween, and I find a politician who actually knows stuff dreamy.

Intelligent- swoon
Hates Boris Johnson- I feel faint
Speaks in coherent sentences and criticises the government- take off my pants

He is a Tory, yes. But I don't think you'd feel dirty if you slept with him. I think he'd be a gentle lover, OP. Go for it.

WineIsMyCarb · 20/05/2023 19:23

@raggedraincoat Try Fraser Nelson, editor of the spectator. Various podcasts. In another life....

Crinkle77 · 20/05/2023 19:27

Dominic Raab particularly when he winked at Angela Rayner in the HoC 😳

SayyestoJRM · 21/05/2023 16:18

Another vote for Jacob Rees-Mogg Blush

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CurlewKate · 21/05/2023 16:31

@Crinkle77
"Dominic Raab particularly when he winked at Angela Rayner in the HoC"

If this wasn't a "no shame" thread.....Actually, I'd go for Angela Rayner....

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CurlewKate · 21/05/2023 16:32

@Curioushorse -That's what I think. And he did look good in his PC rig at the coronation.....

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