Bunglie's Even Better Gerbil Cage

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Crikey, Bunglie, you're going through cages like there's no tomorrow. You're ging to have to stop chewing the bars like that.

I hope you're not fiddling the books ...

You don't think I buy all this booze myself!!!!

Nooo, I'd never do that - this tiara is only diamonique - honestly!!!

Mmmmm ... I think we should get the auditors in ...

Saintly...........oooooh eeeeee.......Saintly......

Ou est vous? Je suis tres 'Wiffy'
Parlez vous Frogsais?

I want to go to WWB or WSK for Christmas please....mind you there is MTS, could be worth considering... but not the SS she neglected me...

pass us some pimms then

My plan is working, must keep my head down and make it all seem like unintentional neglect

Tsk. Put your back into it, girl, she won't stay unconscious forever, you know.

Glad to see you're finally on the job secur!!

Bunglie, seeing as you've always been nice to me, I'll have you for Xmas Eve and all of Xmas Day until I get so drunk that I tread on your mouse and then you go back in your cage, ok?

[glower] **

Less glowering, more cleaning

Come now, secur, a smile costs nothing

Depends-if you are smiling at me it may cost teeth

[gap toothed ]

[frown emoticon]

sorry miss

You looked just like bunglie then!

How?s dd?

Looked just like Bunglie?

Bunglie won't be terribly pleased to hear that ...

dd got up full of beans, jumping around and wanting muffins for breakfast (!) so much improved - although she's gone down a bit since then. She still has a tummy ache and is still not eating much but definitely on the mend. Hopefully she'll be able to go to nursery tomorrow. (Otherwise I'll be ready to throw myself off the roof).

oh the sanity clause!

(All together now ...)

There ain't no sanity clause ....

Yawn!

Hmm...that's more like it...thank you SS!
Oh No! you missed my pooh corner! I guess that I can read in my Paddington one but just for tonight!...Ah, you thought I meant log bogs didn't you...admit it?

Now what is this.....I do not give people stern stares.....but WWB has it spot on... we must be twins...only she got the 46g's I am excellent at giving...'Paddington Hard Stares' over the top of my glasses....not even a student answers back...but they do offer to buy me a drink in the bar! I must say that I would love a monacle...but it would be no good as I have two wonky eyes!

OK Christmas I am coming to yours WSK...I will even syphon some of my tanker of smirnoff off for you...but you may need some more of those little pressies I gave you! WWB that means you have me for New Year.....SaintlySecur you have me when I need cleaning out...and I may leave the odd 5p piece down the back of my sofa for you to find for your trouble....but remember guys...the SWAT team wont come out during the hols and the emergency helicopter is on standby...oooh I do like big men with their choppers!...

I am off to watch PS and cheer myself up, when do I get the next tanker this one is nearly empty...

A Bunglie is not just for Christmas (but a mouse is!)

We all know what your pooh corner is, Bunglie - and what you do there ...

You could always have two wonky monocles for your two wonky eyes ... you can have some for your Christmas present

Tanker's on it's way, should be with you any time ...

NOW!

Deck the cage with bottles of Voddy,
Lots of gerbils and bit's of holly.
Tra la la la laaaa, La la la laaa

There...cage decorated and stocking hung up....

Problem...I can manage the mincepies, carrot for the reindeer but the glass of whiskey....this cage is lacking in a bottle for Santa, so please could I have some whiskey...just for Santa you understand?

WWB, these tankers are a bit on the small side and I might need extra to see me over Christmas....It is the season of 'goodwill to Bunglies' and this Bunglie needs to be full of Christmas spirit

WSK I don't suppose I could borrow your waterbed that you and Hugh used last night, it is just I want to give PS something special

Oh that reminds me...seeing as he is spending Christmas with me I will need another stocking.

i think wk has had the surfers looking after her every need 24/7 since the start of advent. if you are very lucky she might let one nip to the post box for five minutes....

not convinced thats a stocking you are knitting - are you sure that's not a pattern for a willy warmer

FOS Is it my fault I do not know how to knit a heel.....It might be a bit small though if he is going to use it as a Willy Warmer...(good idea that, dual purpose stocking!)

That WSK, all she does is lie around drinking Pimms, and having her grapes peeled by the surfers...I think it is time she learnt to share....

Bunglie, when I have you for Xmas I will be very sharing, apart from Hugh. All the surfers are coming, but they're too busy to RSVP!!!

coming in what senses wsk.....