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Bunglie's Even Better Gerbil Cage

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WigWamBam · 10/12/2004 09:23

Crikey, Bunglie, you're going through cages like there's no tomorrow. You're ging to have to stop chewing the bars like that. Grin

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virginbonkerz · 18/12/2004 20:17

wheres my invite?

wobblystarryknicks · 18/12/2004 20:17

mts - I don't know what you mean!!!

bonkerz - course you're invited, bring a bottle and some condoms.

feastofstevenmom · 18/12/2004 20:18

just wondered if that was why they were too busy to rsvp

virginbonkerz · 18/12/2004 20:18

what are condoms? do you mean balloons? What do you do with these condoms? eat them? please enlighten me im a virgin!

wobblystarryknicks · 18/12/2004 20:19

mts - they just have lots of...work to do, ok??

bonkerz - virgin - snort!!! They are special men's balloons!!!!

virginbonkerz · 18/12/2004 20:23

ah now i see! balloons in the shape of men! where can i get them from? think it would be good to have one of them in my passenger seat when im driving at night on my own!

wobblystarryknicks · 18/12/2004 20:24

Nooo, not in the shape of men!! They're in the shape of men's 'personal part' and go over the 'personal part' to stop babies from happening!!! I think anyway, I wouldn't know you see!!!

virginbonkerz · 18/12/2004 20:26

mens personal parts? erm do you mean their diaries or thier mobile phones? Am very confused!

feastofstevenmom · 18/12/2004 20:26

you can get different flavoured ones. or so I hear. if you like eating such things

wobblystarryknicks · 18/12/2004 20:27

A personal body part bonkerz!!

mts - do you mean different flavours of condoms or different flavours of men's bits???

feastofstevenmom · 18/12/2004 20:28

flavours of condoms. you don't think I would do anything like that with mens bits?

wonder how long it will take for this thread to go on the home page

virginbonkerz · 18/12/2004 20:29

body parts! im unaware of such things! Do you mean a mans

diggy, pee pee, wee wee, shaft, rod, hammer, poker, willy, tail, ralf, freddie?

wobblystarryknicks · 18/12/2004 20:29

mts - i don't know with your sordid lifestyle!!! And I think it will be a cold day in hell before this gets on the homepage!!!

wobblystarryknicks · 18/12/2004 20:30

Yes, I mean his willy

virginbonkerz · 18/12/2004 20:31

(faints in disgust!!!!)

feastofstevenmom · 18/12/2004 20:31

as you are a virgin with high moral values to uphold

wobblystarryknicks · 18/12/2004 20:35

bonkerz - give it up, no-one believes you!!!

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WigWamBam · 18/12/2004 20:35
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virginbonkerz · 18/12/2004 20:39

heres a tena wwb! and im really upset noone beleives im a virgin!

wobblystarryknicks · 18/12/2004 20:40

bonkerz - you can;t be surprised!!!

virginbonkerz · 18/12/2004 20:40

why?

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WigWamBam · 18/12/2004 20:41

Pull the other one, bonkerz, it plays Jingle Bells.

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wobblystarryknicks · 18/12/2004 20:41

LOL wwb!!!

virginbonkerz · 18/12/2004 20:42

ok (big sulky lip out face)

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WigWamBam · 18/12/2004 20:44

You've been taking tips from my dd!

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