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Bunglie's Even Better Gerbil Cage

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WigWamBam · 10/12/2004 09:23

Crikey, Bunglie, you're going through cages like there's no tomorrow. You're ging to have to stop chewing the bars like that. Grin

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wobblystarryknicks · 16/12/2004 09:03

secur - the great Bunglie has spoken - get to it!!!

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WigWamBam · 16/12/2004 09:43

Oooh - goody! Time for the cabaret!

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wobblystarryknicks · 16/12/2004 09:50

wwb - want some vodka in that pimms? Very nice mix I promise

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WigWamBam · 16/12/2004 09:56

Ooh, sounds good, don't mind if I do ...

Better not drink too much before the floor show, don't want to pass out and miss all the fun

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wobblystarryknicks · 16/12/2004 11:26

I'm recording the whole thing in case I miss anything so if you do pass out you can always watch the fun again

feastofstevenmom · 16/12/2004 11:28

willkommen/bienvenue/and veeellkommmm
ins Kabaret/au cabaret/to cabaret(imagine a leer by Emcee Joel Gray)

just getting into the floorshow spirit

wobblystarryknicks · 16/12/2004 11:31

Wow - entertainment and an MC as well! When does the girl with the ice creams come round?

feastofstevenmom · 16/12/2004 11:32

ice cream

pah to that

think we want some schnapps!

wobblystarryknicks · 16/12/2004 11:33

Ooooh - schnapps!!! Have you got peach or lemon?

feastofstevenmom · 16/12/2004 11:34

no lemon

but peach/apple/butterscotch/melon

wobblystarryknicks · 16/12/2004 11:34

Oooh, I'll have 3 peach and 2 melon please, just for starters.

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WigWamBam · 16/12/2004 11:41

Sling some of that melon schnapps over here as well.

When does the star act turn up?

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wobblystarryknicks · 16/12/2004 11:43

Don't know - the rota says Bunglie should be cleaned out by lunchtime so she's cutting it a bit fine!!!

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WigWamBam · 16/12/2004 11:44

She'd better get here soon otherwise I shall want a refund on my ticket!

And I know who'll have to do it if secur doesn't turn up

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wobblystarryknicks · 16/12/2004 11:47

OI! I'm trying to get some order round here - if secur doesn't do it NOBODY does it!!!

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WigWamBam · 16/12/2004 11:49

Oh dear ... there's trouble ahead, I can feel it in my bones ...

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wobblystarryknicks · 16/12/2004 11:50

Hopefully secur knows better than to leave it too long.

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WigWamBam · 16/12/2004 11:54

I wouldn't bank of it ...

(Sound of my knees quaking)

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wobblystarryknicks · 16/12/2004 11:55

Calm down wwb. If anything goes wrong, the SWAT team is standing by.

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WigWamBam · 16/12/2004 11:56

I know - and look what Bunglie did to them last time we had to call them out. I'm surprised they've agreed to come again ...

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wobblystarryknicks · 16/12/2004 11:58

Well I did have to pay them a lot but they agreed it was a potentially very dangerous situation so they had to get involved.

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WigWamBam · 16/12/2004 12:03

I hope the money's coming out of Bunglie's allowance.

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wobblystarryknicks · 16/12/2004 12:05

No, i've got advance orders for the video and some Japanese businessmen are paying for ringside seats so the costs are covered.

wobblystarryknicks · 16/12/2004 12:08

Now you see why i can't do any actual cleaning - the admin and treasury side is keeping me too busy!!

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WigWamBam · 16/12/2004 12:09

Oh, I hadn't realised what a money-making venture this could be! There might even be some left over for a bit more Schnapps ...

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