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Bunglie's Even Better Gerbil Cage

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WigWamBam · 10/12/2004 09:23

Crikey, Bunglie, you're going through cages like there's no tomorrow. You're ging to have to stop chewing the bars like that. Grin

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virginbonkerz · 18/12/2004 20:45

yep she taught me alot in that short visit!

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WigWamBam · 18/12/2004 20:45

Instantly memorable.

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feastofstevenmom · 18/12/2004 20:46

ah but is that pout hereditary?

ds has definitely got my pout

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WigWamBam · 18/12/2004 20:51

Yes, pouting is hereditary. I got it from my dd.

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BunglieOnTopOfTheChristmasTree · 19/12/2004 17:34

Bunglie is with the foul language being used here...she had hoped to get on the 'homepage' but can see that all hope has gone...
The thought of Bonkers being Virgo-intactica,

See what happens when you try to act innocent.....huh! I prefer the rough-rider ribbed ones that taste of strawberry....but prefer to empty out the cream IYKWIM

I will have no more talk of willies or condoms in my cage...as for your lip..Virgin(I think not)Bonkers, put it back or I will have to decorate it with a bauble and some holly!

Ooh can't wait to come to stay for Christmas...has my christmas tankers from WWB arrived yet?

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WigWamBam · 19/12/2004 19:11

Bunglie ... I'm aghast that you could say in writing that you like rough-rider ribbed ones that taste of strawberry....and then add that you empty out the cream. TMI!!

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wobblystarryknicks · 19/12/2004 20:00

Bunglie - glad the surfers/paramedics are looking after you - don't say I never do anything for you!!

WILLY CONDOM WILLY CONDOM!!!!!!!

BunglieOnTopOfTheChristmasTree · 20/12/2004 16:15

WWB I said what ?

Nooooo! It can't have been me...must have been an imposter......What is a condom? I thouight he was the cheif of police

I am horrified to think that you would think that I would know, let alone that you would think that I thought that I knew what a rough rider ribbed one was....is it like your ladybird and you can bounce on it

Did you know that too much thinking shrinks the brains of WWB's so I would not think about it too much or the imposter who posted it.

I will have you know I am as pure as the driven snow and purer than Virgin Bonkers.

A tip passed on to me not so long a go was "never eat yellow snow"! I am still trying to work that one out but I think it has something to do with the 'P' in Hamster!

You really should not think such things of this poor, sweet and very innocent Bunglie .....

PS The Tanker is nearly empty.....Pleeeeease...grovel.......

BunglieOnTopOfTheChristmasTree · 21/12/2004 13:53

Bunglie is now going out to do her Christmas shopping.......
I know I left it a bit late but I am afraid I have had to send the Surferer...ooops! Paramedics back to WSK, so they can get thigs ready for the festive season and prepare a place for my new...better cage,
Saintly....could you give it a quick pre-Christmas clean while I am out please.....I would not like to turn up atWSK's home with a dirty cage
I hope you have all noticed how clean I have been in this one and I am afraid that I will have to buy Mustafa Mouse (get it, must have a mouse! -groan!)some more batteries as he is going abit slower now on his Chi-n-g-i-ng and he has almost stopped the Ho! Ho! Ho! and I have been looking after him really well...I think for a Christmas treat and before he comes home to WWB I shall get him some 'Duracel' as I have heard that they go on...... and on ........and on
I am a bit upset as I sent my letter to Santa last week...but I am not sure he got it as I have not had an answer.....I asked if I could have a just a small garden. Just think how nice that would be as we could drink Pimms on the patio and have a few friends around for afternoon cocktails in the summmer What do you think, will Santa give this poor neglected un-loved Bunglie a garden to go with her new cage?...

PS. you have all been very quiet have you sent me to Coventry?

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WigWamBam · 21/12/2004 13:56

I'm still in shock at your post about emptying the cream out of the ribbed rough rider ...

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feastofstevenmom · 21/12/2004 13:58

[whisper to wwb] do you think there would be any suitable gardens for a bunglie in the ann summers catalogue

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WigWamBam · 21/12/2004 14:00

I should think there probably is ...

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feastofstevenmom · 21/12/2004 14:02

but will it [ahem] come in time for Xmas /stage whisper

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WigWamBam · 21/12/2004 14:03

Your halo has slipped, mts ...

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feastofstevenmom · 21/12/2004 14:05

a strange fact, but the duller MN is, the smuttier I become...

or maybe I am just providing a double dosage of smut in the unaccustomed absence of wsk

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WigWamBam · 21/12/2004 14:10

It is a bit dull recently, isn't it ...

I found a lovely garden for you, Bunglie, and at great personal sacrifice, I even made sure there was a butterfly there.

Here you go ... enjoy the view.

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feastofstevenmom · 21/12/2004 14:30

just think, even more things bunglie could treat to some duracell this xmas

feastofstevenmom · 21/12/2004 14:39

or maybe this sort of garden:

here

feastofstevenmom · 21/12/2004 14:40

grr what's with me and these links-

try again

here

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WigWamBam · 21/12/2004 14:44

She can borrow my copy of that

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wobblystarryknicks · 21/12/2004 16:23

Sorry if I've been neglecting you lot, have been putting into safety precautions for Bunglie's arrival and thinking about my date!!

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WigWamBam · 21/12/2004 16:45

Oh, I see - one sniff of a man and she abandons us ...

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feastofstevenmom · 21/12/2004 18:15

well, what you wearing wsk?

wobblystarryknicks · 21/12/2004 21:11

wwb - I have been with you lot a lot longer than I've been around a man lately so I need to get some balance!!

mts - i take it you mean next week, not the sordid meaning of 'what are you wearing right now?'!!!!

LittleCookSmall · 21/12/2004 21:20

Sounded rather like a line you might hear on a phone sex line ...