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Bunglie's Even Better Gerbil Cage

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WigWamBam · 10/12/2004 09:23

Crikey, Bunglie, you're going through cages like there's no tomorrow. You're ging to have to stop chewing the bars like that. Grin

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WigWamBam · 21/12/2004 22:43

I doubt it would impress your date very much next week, though ...

Unless he comes complete with bolts through his neck.

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wobblystarryknicks · 21/12/2004 22:44

Lol, hmmmm, may have to cover up the Igor persona with some concealer and stand up straight!!

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WigWamBam · 21/12/2004 22:46

I think it might take more than a bit of concealer ...

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feastofstevenmom · 22/12/2004 09:27

aaah wrong tuesday.

but if you think you would get a buzz of joy out of telling me what you are wearing right now feel free...

wobblystarryknicks · 22/12/2004 09:41

LOL!!! Well....if you really must know, I'm wearing jeans, a black top, and a pull-over fleece - how's that??

BunglieOnTopOfTheChristmasTree · 23/12/2004 12:13

Enough of this....

We have a Christmas to get ready for and celebrate get the tanker WWB...

WSK It is about time you got a bit 'dressed up for the ocassion...huh!

SaintlySecur my cage is still waiting for it's Christmas Clean and I believe that Santa has even got you some new rubber gloves....

Get to it we have a party to organise....with the Surfers, Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman, I thought I might invite Wesley Crusher for WWB so she can crush him between her 46g's,

Feast of Steven who is your fantasy man?

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WigWamBam · 23/12/2004 12:23

Wesley who?

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wobblystarryknicks · 23/12/2004 20:45

mts' fantasy man is jude law to be a b@stard to her and then nathaniel parker to pick up the pieces!!

Bunglie - i bought myself a gorge new jacket today and new jeans is that good enough?

We need more posts on here, its dropped off a bit and I've run riot on other threads!!!

FeastofStevenmom · 23/12/2004 20:47

so that's two more to invite to the cagewarming

wobblystarryknicks · 23/12/2004 20:48
Grin
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WigWamBam · 23/12/2004 21:20

Wesley WHO?

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FeastofStevenmom · 23/12/2004 21:22

it's a trekkie thing:-

wesley

looks a bit clean cut and young really - maybe more wsk's type

wobblystarryknicks · 23/12/2004 21:23

MTS!!!!!

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WigWamBam · 23/12/2004 21:35

Crikey, looks a bit of a weed ... he wouldn't survive for twenty seconds, Bunglie

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FeastofStevenmom · 23/12/2004 22:24

exactly why I thought he might do better for wsk

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WigWamBam · 23/12/2004 23:05

mts!!

What are you saying?

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FeastofStevenmom · 23/12/2004 23:09

that wsk is on the surface a clean cut young thing - it is only we who know her real nature as purveyor of smut and filth - so she might be more suitable for wesley

whereas none of the rest of us could even pass for being clean cut young things

wobblystarryknicks · 24/12/2004 07:03

mts - I'd say one thing to him and he'd run screaming!!! No, maybe its best to just sit in him in the corner with some milk and the latest Poppy Cat book.

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WigWamBam · 24/12/2004 12:13

I'm clean cut. I'm just not young ...

Don't you think the latest Poppy Cat book would be a little bit ... I don't know ... old for him?

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BunglieOnTopOfTheChristmasTree · 24/12/2004 14:16

WWB, I am mortified that you did not like my choice of 'boys' for you to 'crush' with you 46g's.

I bought a black thong with pompom ties in the side for my teddy bears Christmas Stocking! That means she will have 2 pairs now so when she goes and visits the Panda who lives upstairs.....she can wear her new sexy black thongs....what do you think have I gone OTT or should I put in an order for a Christmas 'Jacket' with the long arms and straps?

I am going to save the jokes (all 6 0f them!) from my Christmas crackers and share them with you tomorrow...so be warned!

I have moved the Christmas party as SaintlySecur has not done her duty and cleaned out my cage and the taxi will be here to take me to WSK any minute...so please let us know when you would like it...FOS/MTS 2 new invites sent, so you will not be in the corner on your own..... Are you coming Bonkers...free booze and salmonella

FeastofStevenmom · 24/12/2004 14:18

i'm never on my own at parties - i'm always plundering the buffet - one of the few people that goes to parties for the food

BunglieOnTopOfTheChristmasTree · 24/12/2004 14:25

Good to see you FOS, but you are a bit early....I have not yet put out the mince pies

Are you having a big family Christmas...lots of food etc...

(Thank you for lighting your candle), WWB has cut off the electricity in my cage since she found out that my cage was going to WSK this Christmas...some people can be so ....well you know I put it down to the 46G's Little does she know I have arranged a surprise visit to teach her dd how to 'really' pout and throw a tantrum!

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WigWamBam · 24/12/2004 14:26

Ooh, 'eck!

Why haven't I had an invitation to this party then?

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BunglieOnTopOfTheChristmasTree · 24/12/2004 14:30

Put that lip back now WWB.....

Your invite is with Wesley Crusher....I expect to see you both, please note the RSVP and 'Bring a tanker' bit on the invite!

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WigWamBam · 24/12/2004 14:37

I've already sent the tanker, it should have been there by now. I don't want Wesley Crusher, he's far too delicate for my 46Gs, and looks as if he'd faint clean away at the thought of them.

I only turned the electricity off because the light from all of our candles is going to be enough to light up the whole world tonight, you won't need any electricity.

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