As far as I can fathom the Cab Office gave 'some messages' to the inquiry in the last couple of weeks. Then the inquiry said 'where's the rest of them? You need to give us all of them.'
Then the Cab Office said 'we're not giving you the other ones, they're not relevant anyway.'
The inquiry then said 'we'll be the judge of that, hand them over by 4pm Tuesday' (then extended until Thursday)
The Cab Office said 'terribly sorry, we can't, we haven't got them, never had them, no siree, not us.'
In the meantime, Johnson threw a strop saying the Cab Office shouldn't have handed over his messages and sacked his Cab Office appointed and taxpayer paid for lawyers. He wants to appoint his own lawyers, but obvs still wants the taxpayer to pay for them. Then Johnson was caught by Sky News at a US airport (where he had been for a ££££ speaking gig, rather than serving his constituents) they said 'hey, what about these messages' to which he replied that he'd been nothing but helpful, but still it was a stitch up, and 'the rules were followed at all times' - where have we heard that one before?!
Is that about right?