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I’ve just eaten a chicken korma that went out of date yesterday. Will I die? Lighthearted…

29 replies

runoutofgoodusernames · 06/04/2023 20:45

Had a couple of wines as it’s not a school night and was bloody starving. Will I wake up tomorrow? Or say hello to the big white telephone later? 🤢

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Greensleevevssnotnose · 06/04/2023 20:47

RIP 😭

NancyJoan · 06/04/2023 20:47

Only a day? You’ll be fine. I ate week-old hummus yesterday; it was a bit odd, but I’m still here to tell the tale.

RosesAndHellebores · 06/04/2023 20:49

I think we should start to pray now. Some may wish to join the Good Friday Vigil with special prayers for you.

NetballHoop · 06/04/2023 20:54

Bad news I'm afraid

Girlfriend are a korma, I know
I know, it's serious
Girlfriend are a korma, I know
I know, it's really serious

You're going to be haunted by Morrissey.

NetballHoop · 06/04/2023 20:55

Ate not are. Stupid bloody phone

Mightyouandiconfabulate · 06/04/2023 20:57

She shat herself te death.
should be on your headstone.
Fitting. Tribute.

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runoutofgoodusernames · 06/04/2023 20:59

Thank you for your support everyone. It tasted fine so I’m sure I’ll live. Hummus is just chickpeas right @NancyJoan ? Why is it also ‘houmous’ though I wonder? That’s probably a whole new thread though e.g aoili vs alioli 🤔

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runoutofgoodusernames · 06/04/2023 21:00

NetballHoop · 06/04/2023 20:54

Bad news I'm afraid

Girlfriend are a korma, I know
I know, it's serious
Girlfriend are a korma, I know
I know, it's really serious

You're going to be haunted by Morrissey.

That was amazing. Get yourself an agent 🤣🤣

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Aquamarine1029 · 06/04/2023 21:00

You're definitely going to die, just not from a Korma.

fredschair · 06/04/2023 21:00

Earlier I accidentally ate some of the liquid that comes in one of those sachets which are attached to flowers. Still here.

Original poster
runoutofgoodusernames · 06/04/2023 21:01

Mightyouandiconfabulate · 06/04/2023 20:57

She shat herself te death.
should be on your headstone.
Fitting. Tribute.

I wonder if anyone actually has done that?

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Original poster
runoutofgoodusernames · 06/04/2023 21:01

🙏

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Easterfunbun · 06/04/2023 21:01

Not sure but i ate some sliced cooked chicken from Tesco earlier and it was all wet and slimy. I did stop eating it, and then I opened another packet to see if it was all wet, and it was. How fucking disgusting? I don’t think it was bad on reflection, maybe just pumped full of water.

Original poster
runoutofgoodusernames · 06/04/2023 21:02

So many questions about how that happened!

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Original poster
runoutofgoodusernames · 06/04/2023 21:02

🤮🤮🤮

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Original poster
runoutofgoodusernames · 06/04/2023 21:03

Sorry that was for @Easterfunbun

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SunshineLollipopsAndRainbows · 06/04/2023 21:04

Absolutely fine OP

Hamsterrace · 06/04/2023 21:04

NancyJoan · 06/04/2023 20:47

Only a day? You’ll be fine. I ate week-old hummus yesterday; it was a bit odd, but I’m still here to tell the tale.

I thought out of date houmous was really dangerous.

mountainmother · 06/04/2023 21:05

We just had burgers from the freezer. 'Once frozen, eat within a month'. Dated: March 2022.

We're still here and breathing though have just had an argument with dd. Might be signs of something kicking in I guess ...

IsaiditwasLighthearted · 06/04/2023 21:14

fredschair · 06/04/2023 21:00

Earlier I accidentally ate some of the liquid that comes in one of those sachets which are attached to flowers. Still here.

How did you manage that? Grin

DiscoBeat · 06/04/2023 21:18

No! Assuming you didn't take a full day to get it home from the shops or that your fridge is in good working order. They build these factors in for extra leeway.

CatherineCawoodsScarf · 06/04/2023 21:20

Any last words OP? Can you leave something to me in your will? No perishables please.

DinosaurMug · 06/04/2023 21:34

If you die tomorrow and then come back to life on Sunday then that's going to open a whole can of worms.

species5618 · 06/04/2023 21:45

@runoutofgoodusernames
Mightyouandiconfabulate

She shat herself te death.
should be on your headstone.
Fitting. Tribute.
I wonder if anyone actually has done that?

Elvis did (sort of) His constipation was so severe, bought on by different drugs apparently, that he gave himself a heart attack attempting a bowel movement.
Possibly an urban myth 🙂

Tessisme · 06/04/2023 21:59

DinosaurMug · 06/04/2023 21:34

If you die tomorrow and then come back to life on Sunday then that's going to open a whole can of worms.

😃😃