I’ve just eaten a chicken korma that went out of date yesterday. Will I die? Lighthearted…

[runoutofgoodusernames]

Had a couple of wines as it’s not a school night and was bloody starving. Will I wake up tomorrow? Or say hello to the big white telephone later? 🤢

I regularly push it to three days or so! I often make meals where the only thing in date are the spices. Had sour cream three weeks out of date the other day...

Pissing myself at your replies! Still alive and haven’t shit myself to death. Praise be to the shit overlords of kormaland 🙏

Did you make it through the night OP?

So I survived. As it is a religious festival, I may actually be Jesus. Did have a ‘loose bowel movement’ this morning though. Thank you everyone for your kind words 🙏