What's your favourite non-sweary / semi-sweary insult?

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I really enjoy a good creative insult (although don't get me wrong, I also enjoy the huge varieties of ways in which the word 'fuck' can be used in daily life).

As a Scot, I feel we're pretty good at this sort of thing - 'pie' and 'rocket' being two personal favourites. It's amazing how you can make two fairly innocuous words sting just through context / intonation.

What are your favourites?

He's a complete bell end, or he's a complete cock do it for me.

I like "balloon"
To hear my dad shouting this, on the very rare occasion he lost his cool with another driver when he clearly would have preferred to swear his head off, was brilliant

Parsnip is good too

Useless boob
Ya wet fangle
Mongoose

My Nan used to call people Pranny in her thickest accent

Literally just came to say Pranny!

Seems to have fallen out of er, fashion, if that’s the right word 😂

Fool

We use Bitchington with alarming regularity

Filthy mudblood 🧙‍♀️

Eejit

Dick, Knobhead, cockwombble

I'd never heard pranny until Friday Night Dinner, the dad says it all the time. I was delighted. "Pair of prannies!"

precipitate off ...

‘Kineejit - mainly used for male ( they are never female) cyclists who ride on pavement or through the green man when walking my kids to school

bellend
spanner

l love Pinecone, it’s perfect! lCan I have it please

What an absolute bell whiff

Donkey
Doughnut
Wet wipe
Ball bag
Berk
Shit sandwich

Tool
Wet wipe
Bell end

Bell-end.

You Noodle.

Jog on you Meff.

I feel its now retro enough to be used unironically once again 😊

Cockwomble

Turnip and wet wipe are two personal favourites.

Oh, piss flaps

Complete/absolute/total tulip. Said with venom, it's a great descriptor!

A dangerous person, usually a woman, is a weapon.

weapon or unit

spadge can be used with venom or with affection

'useless jebend' is deployed under my breath

I like 'gonk'.

I use it often.