Things I haven’t said out loud this week

[YorkieTheRabbit]

1 - No, we haven’t asked you to come over for a meal in ages, no, I don’t care how many hints you drop, it’s falling on deaf ears.
I don’t expect you to help prepare or cook when you’re here BUT I do expect you to supervise your kids, not plonk down on the sofa and completely ignore them. Accidents may happen but if you actually looked after them instead of scrolling through your phones, we wouldn’t have had a house plant tipped over the carpet, used toilet roll and wee on the toilet floor, orange juice poured in the dogs bowl plus numerous others. Oh and by the way, we’ve never been invited over to your house in the eight years you’ve lived there!

2 - Im sorry your daughter would rather spend time with her gran but for god’s sake be honest, you spent the first ten years of her life bouncing from one disastrous relationship to another because you were desperate for a bloke. You put them in front of her needs. Her gran might not be perfect but at least she was there for her.

Oh, so 8 months after you dumped me as a friend because you'd got a new bloke, and all the self-inflicted problems you had were solved after you'd spent hours tediously whining to me about them, now you think you'd like to meet up again? No.

I still miss you but you really were a cunt.

For the love of all things, if you can hear someone's private conversation, keep it in your head!

Don't approach them later to discuss what you heard, and don't gossip about it to other people.

This is why people are dropping from the support groups you go to... because you are a fucking gossip.

Why am I the only one who knows how to pack a bag here? We've all been swimming before. You know you have to get changed then get wet then get changed again. Why is everything just piled into one bag with a few carrier bags slung in for good luck?

The actual swimming was fine but my god my family annoy me!!

We're kindred spirits. I'm always doing the thinking too. Although rather than your username I ask 'do I look like Google?"

Hold me closer and don't let go.

Things I’ve not said this week “That’s not my duck”

Things I have said this week “There is a Moorhen in the living room windowsill”.

I hate your hobby and always have done. You're away for 2 weeks and I understand the reasons why but the resentment is huge. To add to the joy I will get to listen to your hour by hour replay of what happened, who did what on your return and I honestly have no interest.

Looking after your children as they grow up is the minimum that you are required to do by law. Being a parent does not constitute a meal ticket with which you can guilt trip your children into accepting all manner of shit behaviour just because ‘I raised you’.
Stop accepting such shit behaviour by your mother and start enforcing consequences. If you don’t, you might pay a hefty price.

Grrrr - stop shit-flinging me the work you can't be fucking arsed to do. And then bollocking me because I've not done it EXACTLY how you would have done it. Do it your-fucking-self you rude cow, you're paid triple what i'm paid and I'm not your PA

I know you've found many many ways to self justify but how much you've omitted to accept in the process of all the support I gave.

I don't care that we aren't friends anymore, I care that your using hypocritical arse got there first

"Oh Valley is too much" LOL I'm not even in your league you needy attention seeker.

I want a comeuppance and I want you to feel it the way you've made me feel it. I hope it comes to pass.

FFS I am pretty sure 7 hours of playing your PS5 a day is addiction. Especially when it's at the detriment of our relationship. Be careful because I'm bordering on walking and not coming back.

And btw vacuuming the lounge twice per year is not 'good' especially when you moan about how little your mother does all day.

If you sent that email on Friday I wouldn't have ended up in A&E with a suspected heart attack (thank goodness it wasn't but they said it could be a warning of one to come) on Sunday morning.

You've let me down. And yourself. But you won't realise it for a year, maybe two.

Just get yourself some headphones for god’s sake. No-one else wants to listen to your music or Tik Tok or whatever other crap is coming from your phone.

It's fucking should HAVE not should OF. Or should've, for short. Also, if you're unsure whether to use your or you're, just ask yourself 'am I trying to say you ARE, or not?' If you ARE, then you're is correct. It does matter.

Also, plurals do not have apostrophes. Apostrophes show possession, for example 'the cat's tail', or to indicate a missing letter, such as in 'you're' (you are.) THEY ARE NOT RANDOMLY INSERTED IN ANY WORD ENDING IN S.

You are a selfish, arrogant, spiteful, mean little man and you will never be happy what with going around trying to upset other people. Fuck off and stop whinging to people about me and grow the fuck up. Dear god there are days I wish our parents had stopped at me. 😡

Yes darling i know you can do cartwheels/ handstands / round offs etc. Well done. Now that you have shown me and we can all agree how fantastic you are can you please piss off and leave me alone and never ever again make me watch another. Love you xx

Sinead o connors mum ab

I'll try again...
Sinead O 'Connors mum abused her and I'm slowly realising you are also capable of abusing your children..
I want to be true to myself..

You know I love you. But I would love you so much more if you just stopped trying to be King of Every funking thing. And this is not your house nor ever will be . You know this. And know that you have been provided for. So for the love of Pete, stop referring to it as my your) house in conversation with people that don't know the set up. I warned you before, and if you do it again, using singular you, and not our, which I could live with, I'll refer to it casually as my* house in the next sentence. Also, i pay the electricity and gas which are through the roof. You know this. One more time I catch you casually leaving every effin thing switched on when you go out, or leaving the cooker on, or the hot water running for random need 20 mins down the line, i shall discuss an arrangement where you pay half of the bill when we get a breakdown of use every month. You are not a child. If you were to live on your own again, the money you put in the household budget would barely cover rent. Forget about food and bills, you would be warming your hands over a candle and living on what you could get at work.
This makes me angry and also sad that I know how much I could put into my relationship with you and I hold back in case you push it once too often and we have to part. Will be your fault you flecking cock womble.

Just fuck off you horrible little man. Ex of about a decade who is now dating a school mum I know. Whose child is in the same class as dd2. The school mum is lovely. You're not good enough for her by any stretch. And you haven't aged well.

Just fuck off you posh entitled twat and stop trying to intimidate me by shouting 12 inches from my face because honestly, RP accented anger sounds ridiculous and it makes me want to laugh. I used to live on a sink estate next door to a crackhead, had another neighbour threatened by a crossbow, and lots of local drama, so if you think posho frothing is going to bully me, you are deluded.

OW, how is life as he's probably returned to form by now and dropped the act? Or are you an alcoholic too so don't care? You are welcome to keep the trash I threw out.

All those years saying your ex was insane and had Munchausen's by Proxy, only to have the adult you alienated from the other parent when most vulnerable now find out that they do indeed have the conditions you prevented them from being investigated for. And now they know that every single moment that they are in pain is down to you.