Things I haven’t said out loud this week

[YorkieTheRabbit]

1 - No, we haven’t asked you to come over for a meal in ages, no, I don’t care how many hints you drop, it’s falling on deaf ears.
I don’t expect you to help prepare or cook when you’re here BUT I do expect you to supervise your kids, not plonk down on the sofa and completely ignore them. Accidents may happen but if you actually looked after them instead of scrolling through your phones, we wouldn’t have had a house plant tipped over the carpet, used toilet roll and wee on the toilet floor, orange juice poured in the dogs bowl plus numerous others. Oh and by the way, we’ve never been invited over to your house in the eight years you’ve lived there!

2 - Im sorry your daughter would rather spend time with her gran but for god’s sake be honest, you spent the first ten years of her life bouncing from one disastrous relationship to another because you were desperate for a bloke. You put them in front of her needs. Her gran might not be perfect but at least she was there for her.

<brings the shovel> 😂

Pineapple on pizza is an abomination and they shouldn't offer it as an option. You are mad!

Your family threatened me with violence many years ago to make me open a till at work and give you money you were owed by our boss . My husband stopped me from going to the police as you were in his words a notch above us and we should not be believed. In fact you were lying shameless benefit cheats who stole from others and pointed the fingers at other people as a deflection

You were furious we we bought our own property through sheer hard graft because we did it before you and didn't end up in the council flat that you thought we should be in .We also had a nice wedding not the cut price registry office do you thought we deserved .

I know it was you who put hate mail through my letter box and made silent phone calls . You also tried Stirring trouble in my marriage . You lied about us to mutual friends and painted yourself a victim and us the aggressors when we refused to have anything more to do with you accusing me of holding grudges

Now many years later you send in your brainwashed flying monkeys who blame me for cutting off . No - get to fuck you are not coming in to my life again to use me as your yard stick you arrogant narcissistic entitled bitch .

Wow that felt so good to write that !

Jealousy, sheer jealousy. Wasn’t in the script was it. Wasn’t meant to happen. No asking about the holiday. No. Course not. Must be incandescent with rage. Well stew in your own bile

I’m so lonely.

Ha ha ha ha. I enjoyed sending you the email that's going to be waiting for you when you saunter in the door after the weekend.

I tried to assist you with this and multiple other things over the last nine months, but you were so lazy, you thought it would be easier to try to make other people low paid women, to be precise take the blame for your shortcomings whilst you took the huge salary - then you foolishly tried it on me on yet another occasion.

You're just a lazy twat and had you had put a moment's thought into this, you would have realised what would happen. But no, you couldn't be arsed to think, either.

Happy Monday, you bone idle twat. Let's see you wriggle out of this one, then.

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You are all nothing more than a lying bunch of hypocritical middle class control freaks and totalitarian servants. None of you have ever had an original thought in your lives, in fact you despise thought and intelligence. You all got where you are by virtue of correct box-ticking: having parental support and wealth to draw on, "looking the correct way" deemed suitable for females in public nowadays, and sucking up to the right people. You corrupt the name of education. You are not professionals, you are nothing more than totalitarian servants, there to enable and maintain the class system. You and everything you stand for disgust me.

I find you attractive, Conrad.

Are you talking to us?

Stop attention seeking and start taking responsibility for your own health and your own life and grow the fuck up!! You are not somehow "different and special"

I'm so sorry your partner cheated on you (for the second time) but it has been SEVEN months now of listening to all the drama and I am so very sick and tired of it dominating every single conversation/event. Make a decision to stay with him or break up and move on!

Oops, sorry. No not unless you are all members of that same profession which shall for the moo ok meant remain nameless, as that is the opinion I have just prevented myself from saying out loud, in accordance with the thread title.

I see a few other posters have similarly used the pronoun ‘you’.

Stop pretending you are a nice friendly customer, your “distraction” tecniques are as old as the hills!
every single member of staff know you steal.
reusable bags stuffed in the shopping trolley so you hide stuff in them whilst paying 12p for a reduced loaf??
your day is coming R.E and your excuse we all know you will try to use to get out of it wont wash!
so much cctv!!!

Can you not just stop fucking bullshitting for one day and actually do your fucking job?

Only if you're a member of SLT, I suspect.

@NeverDropYourMooncup what happened?! 😳😂

I was kidding! It just sounded so much as if it could have been levelled at Mumsnetters, as it's similar to the criticisms we tend to get.

If you are depressed, you need to do something to get better. If you don't, you won't. God ( or whoever) helps those who help themselves. Please shut it with the endless moaning.

She might have fibromyalgia but she is taking the piss going off sick for six months at a time, starting in the same week each February, returning when her sick pay ceases, and then taking all her annual leave. It is fucking ridiculous that this situation is repeated each year and yet she isn't sacked. It's not fair that the rest of us have to pick up the slack and if it's not sorted soon then you're going to lose your best employee (me) over it.

I just want to feel like someone cares, and everyone seems to assume I’m ok.

Just sack them already!

I told you I got you something fab for you for xmas... you said you wanted xyz (which is handmade by me). You got me fuck all for xmas.
I gave you the handmade xyz for your birthday just gone.
It is now my birthday, and not even a card from you.
What the fuck? For years, we always exchange gifts for xmas and birthdays... usually handmade as we are both crafty.
You always take the piss anyway... I show you how to make something, and I have to provide all the materials too.
You stood and watched me pay £20+ for parking when I drove you somewhere... and you did not offer me a penny.