Noel Gallagher has split from his wife!

[polorider]

Genuinely shocked at this they always seemed to adore each other, especially him. Not really a fan but thought they were the real deal.

*shagging

No millionaire is too old or too ugly to be irresistible to some people. How did u meet? I just opened my wallet and there she was.

Only if I had a white stick and a Labrador.

Darn - We tried to keep it a secret but the truth always comes out. I admit it, the someone else is me.

It happens. People grow apart.

@Anoisagusaris 😂

This!

@FoxtrotOscarFoxtrotOscar
".... Murdoch.........only if I had a white stick and a Labrador."

You'd be safe enough then, shur the Labrador wouldn't let him near you. 😂

I'm not surprised, she always struck me as a bit stepford wife - which is very judgemental of me given i've never actually heard her speak (Liam reckoned she was an absolute nut job though, she'd hide Noel's passport and other mad stuff).
I remember seeing Noel interviewed saying his wife claimed she didn't know who he was when they first met outside a club in Ibiza, which struck me as utter nutter bullshit.

I'm just shocked he isn't married to Gwyneth Paltrow. I genuinely thought he was 🤣

I couldnt even see them in the same room😃😃😃😃

his wife was in the music business wasnt she? The world and his wife knows who he is. Its almost as bad as Megan not knowing harry😃

I really don't think the world needs more of them looking angry whilst wearing an anorak, so he needs to get back together with his wife.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/21673819/noel-gallagher-dating-danish-author-after-split-from-wife/amp/

Love the caption "The Cambridge educated beauty is fluent in several languages" while showing a picture of her with her boobs out in a swimsuit. Typical Sun reporting.
Not really surprising he's dating a much younger model though.