Noel Gallagher has split from his wife!

[polorider]

Genuinely shocked at this they always seemed to adore each other, especially him. Not really a fan but thought they were the real deal.

ewwww

imagine having to crawl up on top of evil old Murdoch. and pretend you're enjoying it.

Now that's what I call physically repellent

Whaaaat !
An bhfuil tú ceart go leor ?

When I see the likes of Ronnie Wood and Jimmy Page with their young fancy pieces I think 'rather you than me, lady' but mid 50s Noel really ain't so bad.

I think he’s always hung out with Kate and Stella hasn’t he? My friend saw them travelling together years ago. I like him but I take issue with his Ant and Dec jackets that he tends to favour 😉

Is ‘ride’ mór é 🤣🤣

Fear beag ón Sligeach

Yeah hence the yawn. Doesn’t vary the company he keeps much, does he? Maybe his missus got fed up of him wanking on about Cool Britannia and how great the nineties were and what a laugh it was snorting coke with his Primrose Hill neighbours at Glastonbury blah blah zzzzzz.

The thing with Ronnie Wood, Rod Stewart etc is that they have charisma and look like they would be good fun. Noel etc just look too serious.

I really want someone to tell me what the Irish means!

Rupert Murdoch is basically Mr Burns off the Simpsons. Honestly revolting.

I prefer Liam and his music to Noel. He really loves his kids and see's a lot of them and his partner seems really normal and nice.

@napody
Anoisagusarís said she loves Noel Gallagher.
She "literally lusts after him".
I knew she spoke Irish because her user name is Irish and means now and then.
So I asked her was she ok - I was concerned that anyone would or could fancy NG.
So she replied back that he was shaggable gorgeous. in fact her exact words were that he was a big ride.

I still think she's not well. 😉

Noel as he gets older will come to look even more like Parker from Thunderbirds.

I'm a huge oasis fan but am not rubbing my hands together 😂

I sang this at karaoke on holiday 🤣

*it feels like buskers have just stopped singing bloody Wonderwall. If they get back together that'll all start up again! My nerves won't cope. And then there'd be endless gangs of pissed blokes warbling 'and soooooo Sally can waaaaaaait...'

No. I'm afraid I can't allow it.*

Amazing 😂thank you!

Aaaaarrrgggghhhhh! 😩😩😧

'Noel Gallagher says he will never say never to Oasis reunion
Published'

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-64292959?fbclid=IwAR2s82fM1UFGaehHPOAKPls3nHU21Embh6lYowWi5-VlIJAdcAlMrpdpIyg

Yay @SwedishEdith

Your asbo is in the post. You're no longer allowed within 100 feet of a karaoke mic. Your sort just can't be trusted after even half a shandy.

Won’t be Rita Ora. Even she’s not daft enough to dump Taika Waititi for Noel Gallagher!

Interesting timing on the ‘never say never to an Oasis reunion’ comment. Noel’s announced a new album this week so drumming up a bit of publicity at this particular time is, well, handy to say the least!
We can probably expect him to say something injudicious about a megastar or national treasure any day now too. He’s entertaining though. Loved him saying Liam was like a man with a fork in a world of soup!

🤣 that’s ok, you can all leave Noel to me.

He is a massive ride, and so so funny. I don’t care what you all think. So there!

And some of my happiest moments were as a student in Dublin bars, having random blokes sing Wonderwall to me as a chat up line . Happy days 😎

There’s something wrong with the rest of you!

Is as Maigh Eo dá clann

I love him too. And Liam! They are brilliant.

I hear from a reliable source that he's been snagging someone else.