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Calling Jesus In the Cabbage Van

33 replies

Falifornia · 21/12/2022 10:58

@jesusinthecabbagevan

Thought you might like to see DH's Christmas present 😂

Your username is legend in our household!

Calling Jesus In the Cabbage Van
Calling Jesus In the Cabbage Van
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thesandwich · 21/12/2022 11:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣

PerkingFaintly · 21/12/2022 11:00
Xmas Grin That is quality!

<placemarks>

Yarnosaura · 21/12/2022 11:02
Xmas Grin
PerkingFaintly · 21/12/2022 11:05

That could only be more perfect if played a little ditty:

AutumnalLeaves38 · 21/12/2022 11:40

@Falifornia That is brilliant!

Surely potential for a range of Mumsnet-inspired Christmas tree ornaments, too?

Falifornia · 21/12/2022 11:47

@PerkingFaintly 😂

Now you mention it, my car dashboard is rather bare . . .

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Fennellathewitch · 21/12/2022 17:07

Bump, love it!

CaveMum · 21/12/2022 17:10

AutumnalLeaves38 · 21/12/2022 11:40

@Falifornia That is brilliant!

Surely potential for a range of Mumsnet-inspired Christmas tree ornaments, too?

I’m sure someone could set up an Etsy page to sell MN Merch - I once tried to find an amusing present for a midwife friend and stumbled across some, ahem, anatomical Christmas decorations 😜

www.etsy.com/uk/market/vulva_ornament

Batshittery · 21/12/2022 17:13
Xmas Grin
PerkingFaintly · 22/12/2022 11:11

I feel the need to spread the joy by bumping this.Xmas Grin

Decafflatteplease · 22/12/2022 12:22

This was fabulous, we get ocado and I live in hope every week of a jesus in a cabbage van but alas no, more like bob in a carrot van round our way!

PlaitBilledDuckyPuss · 22/12/2022 12:23

Ha ha ha!

TokyoSushi · 22/12/2022 12:25

Fabulous!!

Furries · 22/12/2022 12:57

Brilliant 🤣

SirSamVimesCityWatch · 22/12/2022 12:58

Love it!

Spidey66 · 22/12/2022 13:02

Whenever I see JesusInACabbageVan I get the song as my earworm. It's not on I've Been Expecting You now....it was removed because it was too similar to another song. Shame, it was my favourite track.

Westfacing · 22/12/2022 13:06

After almost 20 years I've never had Jesus in the cabbage van - everyone else but he's eluded me. He should be available on special request!

Therealjudgejudy · 22/12/2022 13:07

Bloody brilliant!

BringMeTea · 22/12/2022 13:23

👏🏼

SoupDragon · 22/12/2022 13:27

Excellent!

happy days...

Calling Jesus In the Cabbage Van
Falifornia · 22/12/2022 15:26

@SoupDragon you achieved the Holy Grail; I am humbled. Best I've managed is Lenny in the Cabbage Van . .

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Falifornia · 22/12/2022 15:27

In other news, the most hated van for Ocado drivers is Percy Pig; they keep getting stopped so people can take photos . . . .

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SoupDragon · 22/12/2022 17:08

Falifornia · 22/12/2022 15:26

@SoupDragon you achieved the Holy Grail; I am humbled. Best I've managed is Lenny in the Cabbage Van . .

To be fair, that was the text that started it I think. However, it gets better. On a day when my message said something dull, I met Jesus!

he actually apologised that he was only supervising that day as otherwise I would have had a text telling me that Jesus was coming 😂😂

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 28/12/2022 21:50

Grin Oh, I want one!

Furries · 28/12/2022 21:56

I’d settle for a Kevin in The Carrot Van one day.