Calling Jesus In the Cabbage Van

[Falifornia]

@jesusinthecabbagevan

Thought you might like to see DH's Christmas present 😂

Your username is legend in our household!

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That is quality!

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That could only be more perfect if played a little ditty:

@Falifornia That is brilliant!

Surely potential for a range of Mumsnet-inspired Christmas tree ornaments, too?

@PerkingFaintly 😂

Now you mention it, my car dashboard is rather bare . . .

Bump, love it!

I’m sure someone could set up an Etsy page to sell MN Merch - I once tried to find an amusing present for a midwife friend and stumbled across some, ahem, anatomical Christmas decorations 😜

www.etsy.com/uk/market/vulva_ornament

I feel the need to spread the joy by bumping this.

This was fabulous, we get ocado and I live in hope every week of a jesus in a cabbage van but alas no, more like bob in a carrot van round our way!

Ha ha ha!

Fabulous!!

Brilliant 🤣

Love it!

Whenever I see JesusInACabbageVan I get the song as my earworm. It's not on I've Been Expecting You now....it was removed because it was too similar to another song. Shame, it was my favourite track.

After almost 20 years I've never had Jesus in the cabbage van - everyone else but he's eluded me. He should be available on special request!

Bloody brilliant!

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Excellent!

happy days...

@SoupDragon you achieved the Holy Grail; I am humbled. Best I've managed is Lenny in the Cabbage Van . .

In other news, the most hated van for Ocado drivers is Percy Pig; they keep getting stopped so people can take photos . . . .

To be fair, that was the text that started it I think. However, it gets better. On a day when my message said something dull, I met Jesus!

he actually apologised that he was only supervising that day as otherwise I would have had a text telling me that Jesus was coming 😂😂

Oh, I want one!

I’d settle for a Kevin in The Carrot Van one day.