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Calling Jesus In the Cabbage Van

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Falifornia · 21/12/2022 10:58

@jesusinthecabbagevan

Thought you might like to see DH's Christmas present 😂

Your username is legend in our household!

Calling Jesus In the Cabbage Van
Calling Jesus In the Cabbage Van
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TheCaddieisaBaddie · 28/12/2022 22:09

Maybe the reg number links to a chapter and verse in the bible to unearth the secret to making a chicken last and feed 5000 🍗

YorkieTheRabbit · 28/12/2022 22:45

I’ve never even had the cabbage van, let alone Jesus Xmas Grin it’s either a plum or a fig van. Brian in the fig van doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.

FictionalCharacter · 28/12/2022 23:19

@CaveMum those are brilliant! I love the frozen fannies 😁

RoyFuckingKent · 28/12/2022 23:20

I had Mac in the Apple van once which amused me more than it should have.

PerkingFaintly · 29/12/2022 13:03

This thread has everything.Xmas Grin

The Furry wants a carrot. (Presumably YorkieTheRabbit does too.)

The poster named Kent got an apple. Quite right too.

And the Caddie is making cryptic hints to unearth secret insider knowledge.

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GolfEchoRomeoTangoIndia · 29/12/2022 15:27

I've never had Jesus delivering my veggies but last year I did have the equally festive Ebenezer and Chrisostomos.

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 29/12/2022 20:22

@YorkieTheRabbit and @GolfEchoRomeoTangoIndia here you go. 🍅🍏🍎🍈🚚😇

Furries · 30/12/2022 04:24

@JesusInTheCabbageVan - erm, where’s my carrot? ‘‘Twas my guiding star that directed you here 😂

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