You’d believe that…. - If your husband so much as starts shopping in a new supermarket then he’s definitely having an affair - Tenants who can afford to pay six months rent are drug dealers and will use a rental property as a drug farm - Sleeping on a bench in a town centre in the middle of the day is perfectly acceptable and extremely common - That a perfectly acceptable parenting method is, in response to your husband having a night out, to leave a tiny baby and a toddler with him while he can do nothing but vomit in the toilet. This will all end well and you’ll thoroughly enjoy spending the day sat in Costa coffee patting yourself on the back over your victory - If somebody asks you to do something you don’t want to do, saying “No” and literally nothing else at all, is absolutely fine and gives enough context and definitely doesn’t make you sound like a massive weirdo Any more for anymore?