In a cafe, and a woman has just complained (funny)

[QuestionableMouse]

She'd ordered a bacon sandwich and it's just been delivered to the table. She's now moaning because her bacon sandwich has a tiny crumb of black pudding on it. And she doesn't eat pork.

I feel for the poor staff having to explain which animal bacon comes from 😬

(And no, there's no vegan bacon on the menu so not a mix up!)

Why are you excluding sheep milk and camel milk. And reindeer. I think that's extremely culturally insensitive and you should go and hang your head somewhere. And water buffalo, that's another one. [That's enough milks - ed.]

17 years old, & the ability to accept she's wrong, & laugh at herself with good grace.

Cafe Woman & some PP should be taking notes ...

I seriously like black pudding.
And offal.
kidneys, liver, fried hearts.

It is delicious. And I agree with pp that says if you morally are happy to eat an animal (and I am) then you shoudl be prepared to eat all of it. Don't waste it.

The only one I did draw the line at was a dish in Indonesia which is made of fried intestines. Like sausage skins with no filling. No, couldn't wat that one.

Sadly, I am not that keen on bacon. Smells lush, tastes disappointing.
Much prefer a good sausage.

Oh blimey - just in case - that was NOT a pop at you @sashh - top anecdote 😁

Do not forsake the yak @AutumnCrow

Clearly, but I'm in England. If I were in Italy I'd have something else.

Do not forsake the yak 😂😂😂

That's reminded me of Monsters Inc and the Abominable Snowman:

"Yak's milk is very nutritious if you pick the hairs out"

This thread has everything! Bonkers Pork Woman
The whack-a-mole wokerati coming up with every patronising excuse in the book
The twatty World Wide Nomad who also doesn't know that bacon is by its very definition pork.
The silly bint who thinks Karen isn't a slur and thinks anyone who knows it is is a tearful snowflake
The crazed theologist who tried to explain jewish and muslim dietary laws to jews and muslims, and got it epically wrong but still thinks they are in the right
The sad foamless cappucino....

Don't feel bad, I constantly have to explain different cuts of meat to my children.

Veal is always the one that upsets them. 🤔

No, I got that.

Great thread, I laughed and laughed 🤣

Milk was what my SIL's friend got when she asked for a latte in Italy!

😂😂😂 I wonder if they still are non the wiser

And yak milk. Don't forget the yak milk. You get absolutely admonished round here otherwsie.

I so second this!

I’ve said/thought some foolish shite in my life. But we have to be able to laugh, at it, and ourselves, and take some delight in the ridiculous.

Gutted 😂😂 cos I’ve just read 5 pages of this!..Some people. They walk among us, they really do! …ask the staff next time your their & you can all have a giggle

I live in an Islamic Republic where pork is forbidden but bacon is still noted as eg. Turkey bacon on menus. People want to know which meat they are eating!
In the UK, only a (rather clueless) short term visitor would not expect "bacon" to be pork bacon. Anything pretending to be bacon would be listed as eg. Vegan bacon.

I just want a bacon sandwich.

My cat is sat here crying and shaking because you haven’t included cat milk

sick of ignorant people who don’t even understand other cultures , typical brits

Is it small, or is it far away?

Just curious.

@QuestionableMouse THERE ARE NO LIVESTOCKS IN TEESSIDE , you’re telling porkies …

The cow or the sheep? The cow is far away, but my house is next to a farm so there's sheep in the field behind me.

Porkies, eh? 🤔🤔🤔

I'm pretty good with animals. They're sheeps not porkies 😂😁

And yak milk. Don't forget the yak milk. You get absolutely admonished round here otherwsie.

I know right @AutumnCrow - it's like some bossy, humourless gits round here reckon they're hanging out in AIBU. Also ... acknowledge the bison, you colonialist bastard.