I'm just nipping to the corner shop...

[Charlavail]

What can I get for you?
I'm getting a Peanut butter kit kat and a can of coke.

Some cold chocolate from the fridge.

Orange juice and a big slab of dairy milk please. Oooo, and a scotch egg.

Fuck it. Could you also grab some black jacks, vive versas, space raiders, some seabrook tomato ketchup, breakaway milkshake and a packet of skittles. Thank you. ♥️

Pot Noodle and an out of date Cola Panda Pop please 😁

Please may I have a bar of Fry's fruit cream - I love the lime bit - a bottle of fat coke and a litre of Cornish ice cream for a coke float?

Giant cheese wotsits, a 4 pack of Galaxy ripples and some alone time with them. Please and thank you.

Jesus are you me!?!? 😂

A wide range of Ritter Sport and some of those weird peanut cookies, please.

think you'll struggle to carry all that!!
happy to help but do you want to meet for a quick drink in the local pub before we pick everything up?

Can I please have an ice cold bottle of beer and some very salty crisps - I'm hoping this corner shop is in France where they have the ridged ones with too much salt than is sensible!

I used to like the five flavour one you could get back in the day. One of those please OP if they have them. Oh and a bar of Old Jamaica chocolate as well

Fanta from the fridge and anything ice cream thanks… oh and we ran out of loo roll. Thanks hun x

A bag of minstrels and some salt and vinegar squares.

Please and thanks 😊

Ready Salted Chipsticks and a pack of Pacers please (hey... no one said I can't go back in time!)

monster munch pickled onion flavour, and a packet of malteezers. Cheers

I'll have those doughnuts with the fake cream in the middle and a nice cold Coke Zero please. I'll post you a fiver.

Biscuit Boost please, and Walkers crinkle cut crisps, with a can of Pepsi Max.

I'll have some giant straws please.

And a can of Lilt

Omg burger bites, a can of rio and a share size orange aero (obviously not for sharing!!!) Ty xxx

Chicken and mushroom pot noodle, pickled onion monster munch and 50p for yourself for going. Ta very much. I'll get the kettle on for when you're back. I think you might need the keys to the wheelbarrow!

Oh my gosh please can I have some ready salted crisps and some tartare sauce!

Can of shandy bass, a Freddo and a 20p mix please

Branston pickle mini cheddars for me, apparently the powers that be at Jacobs decided to discontinue them but I expect your fantasy corner shop still has some...oh and a Texan bar please.

7up and Starmix please, preferable a packet with lots of fried eggs.
Many thanks