Lo! The ultimate cheeky fucker has been found

[learieonthewildmoor]

A friend of mine died suddenly a few weeks ago. He had separated from his wife last year and had made a will.
He had been invited to a wedding next year. The mother of the bride texted his ex-wife asking that money from his estate be used to buy a gift for the couple.

Everyone who knew and loved him is still reeling from his death. But the important thing for this woman is her daughter still gets a gift from him. How in the name of all that is good and holy would you ask that?
My friend, God love him, was a tight bastard and would have been buying the cheapest thing on the registry; which makes it even worse somehow.

Sorry forgot to quote. Brilliant.

@learieonthewildmoor I'm a fairly nice and decent person and also fairly tolerant of stupid people but I would, in no uncertain terms, tell her to fuck off! How dare she.

Sorry for your loss. x

I’d just be replying
“Dear CF, you spelled ‘sorry for your loss’ wrong, now F off”

I hoped this was a troll post- but fear it isn’t.
Who does that?
Breathtakingly insensitive ,grabby and rude.
Sorry for loss of your friend, OP.

A frameless canvas with a pencil portrait of him surrounded by heavenly angels ( crystals can be dotted around their wings for added beauty) and candles which are illuminated from behind with tiny, flickering LED lights. Oh think of the beauty of that. Such a touching tribute anyone would want in their home.

Razzle5: your troll hunting is top notch. I have no idea how the MOB had the ex-wife’s number. Maybe the ex-wife phoned her to tell her my friend died?

AngelinaFibres: it should have a motion sensor and play a little tune when you walk past it!

asking questions is troll hunting?

ok.

Oh thats a beautiful touch.
Amazing grace
Edgar's Nimrod
Perhaps a medley of sad tunes..

I love @LumpyandBumps's response, but the @LetUsPonce approach is the more dignified

Wow!

Will there be a sad face story in the Daily Fail with the bride’s mother complaining the bride didn’t get a present from a dead guest!

Sorry for your loss OP

I’d be inclined to get a mannequin and get it made up to look like a zombie and wheel him in when they are about to sit down down food and demand his place at the table.

You could wrap up a large empty box with a huge bow and have it sitting on his lap to get the point across.

Ring Cushion made out of one of his unwashed shirts so he can still be there with the happy couple!

Exactly this.

Am appalled!

This is the best!

Love the idea of sending a wreath 📦😂

Sheer perfection.

After my late MIL died, two of the BILs had a fight (fisticuffs and everything!) in our kitchen, because they couldn't agree on who should get our house. MIL lived with us, in our house! Some of them were caught trying to make of with things that belonged to me and had nothing to do with MIL.
She would have been deeply ashamed to see her own children behaving that way. I'm sure I don't need to add that the ones shouting and throwing punches had done exactly nothing to help with her care.

I would reply with ...

nope, I've got nothing. My brain can't process this level of CFery.

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Wow, just wow!! This has to be one of the cheekiest things I've ever heard 😦

Some people seem to go fucking nuts when someone dies.

My great uncle wasn't cold before his son in law ransacked his flat.

Vultures, some people.

Charities are awful.
My friend was executor of a relatives will and two charities were bequeathed money.
Friend informed the charities and they didn’t stop hounding him until probate finally allowed the money to be released.
For that reason I won’t leave any money to a charity in my will.