Anyone tried the shreddies fart absorbing pants?

[Chloefairydust]

I’m thinking of buying some of these for my boyfriend for Christmas (more of a present to myself than him). I hate when he farts in bed, and it seems to be only smelling worse as he’s getting older.

Only thing is they are really expensive, so I don’t want to waste my money if they don’t work, if anyone knows any cheaper alternatives I’m all ears?

So anyone tried them? Do they work? And how long do they last? Do they only work for so many washes or will they last a long time?

I would just love to be snuggled up in bed without the inevitable fart smells wafting out the duvet

To me, there's nothing light-hearted about this.

Most normal adults can control their bowels & related digestive issues.

Either he does so, or gets medical advice.

I would refuse to share a bed or a life with someone like this. Why do you put up with it?

I know it’s a problem some people just can’t help, I suspect my partner also falls into this category.

Unless he has a medical diagnosis, then no.

I can't believe you are attributing it to a 'suspected' medical condition - he should be going to the doctor if he believes he has IBD, Crohn's or something else, which all have a lot more problematic symptoms than flatulence.

Actually lots of people have digestive issues that there's no help available for, excessive flatulence being one of them. Hopefully it's not an issue you find yourself developing, I'm not sure how you'd cope if you refuse to share a bed or your life with someone with these issues, would be tricky to avoid yourself!

LTB

The bags-do you fart in them when you've forgotten to put your fart pants on?

Or your fart pants are full of farts (fartful?)

We are truest in the cursed timeline.

might I suggest daily probiotics for his gut health

I wouldn’t expect him to hold them in all night though, surely that’s got to be bad for your health?

I'm actually crying with laughter now

Omg imagine having to explain why you have a banana up your arse

I can't believe someone invented a fart banana

lots of people have digestive issues that there's no help available for, excessive flatulence being one of them.

Like what? Genuine question. I have family members & friends with very difficult conditions (for example, Crohn's) and I've seen directly how hard it is for them.

I have not been aware of flatulence as described here.

Also OP has not indicated that there are any medical conditions - as I said, if there are, he should get these investigated.

Regarding sharing a bed, if I had uncontrollable flatulence to the extent described by OP, no I wouldn't share a bed. I might have to deal with it; I would not expect another person to.

(A farnana)

I wouldn’t expect him to hold them in all night though, surely that’s got to be bad for your health?

Don't be daft!

I've never found myself needing to fart to the extent it's problematic for others.

Like most adults without health conditions, I use the bathroom as needed & don't have concerns about the impact of my digestive system on others.

IBS. I suffered badly with it when I was in my mid to late teens and it was awful. I was given buscopan for the cramps but nothing available to help with excess / smelly gas.

Regarding sharing a bed, if I had uncontrollable flatulence to the extent described by OP, no I wouldn't share a bed.

Just get separate duvets!

Like most adults without health conditions, I use the bathroom as needed & don't have concerns about the impact of my digestive system on others.

You think most people go to the bathroom to FART?

You think most people go to the bathroom to FART?

Well, at least move away from other people! And I certainly wouldn't fart if sharing the same duvet 😶‍🌫️

Crohns disease
Pancolitis
Ileitis
Ulcerative colitis
Food intolerance
Celiac disease
Small intestine bacterial overgrowth
Gastroparesis
Diverticulitis
Reflux
Functional constipation
IBS

Often very difficult to treat also often difficult to get a diagnosis.

Some people are also just naturally very gassy.

Shreddies fart pants, I’ve heard it all now. I had visions of the breakfast cereal reading this. Of all the things they could of called them, why shreddies?

Fart cushion, fart duvet cover and fart banana. Just put it in the tray at the airport so it goes through the scanner!
“Excuse me sir, what’s this….
”it’s my fart banana that I shove up my arse cheeks to stop me stinking out the aeroplane”
🙄😂

Shreddies fart pants, I’ve heard it all now. I had visions of the breakfast cereal reading this. Of all the things they could of called them, why shreddies?

Terry Wogan always used to talk about enjoying his wheaty-bangs at breakfast time!

”it’s my fart banana that I shove up my arse cheeks to stop me stinking out the aeroplane”

You'd probably just make up some much less embarrassing story - like saying you're Piers Morgan's groom of the stool, on a voluntary basis.

Yes we have some!!! They work & washing with soda crystals is no bother - they are cheap and effective. Genuinely think this is a great product and don't see why anyone wouldn't want a fart filter! We got them for my son. If anyone needs them for a child, they will custom make some by fitting the carbon filter into their own underwear. I was so grateful because he had an issue at the time (now resolved) & I was worried about him getting teased at school. 100% would get them for my husbands night farts too!!

Maybe you could smuggle it through customs in plain sight, by biting it in the middle at the edge and pretending that you just have a very big smile.

You might want to block your nostrils off first, if it isn't a brand new one out of the packet, though.

Not a chance on this planet I'd ever take myself to the bathroom for a fart. I'd never get back out again 🤣