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The inevitable return of Mornington Crescent

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 22/10/2022 18:10

As winter approaches and the nights draw in, one’s thoughts naturally turn to wholesome, homely entertainment. Instead, though, I invite experienced players and novices alike to join me in a game of Mornington Crescent.

To keep the pace gentle, I’ll begin with an inverse Lepton to

Seven Sisters

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balalake · 23/10/2022 14:27

The Alexandria precedent I have not seen used for many years.

I'll stay south of the river and move to Battersea Power Station station.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 23/10/2022 14:32

Marvellous. That sets me up nicely for

Kennington

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Hexenjagd · 23/10/2022 15:00

Gosh. I stepped out for a moment to speak to the groom, and it seems to have got quite intense.

I’ll keep things calm with Tooting Broadway.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 23/10/2022 15:30

Ah, yes. The south London swing (post-1986 version).

Clapham North

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squarepegleg · 23/10/2022 17:01

As it's the penultimate Saturday before daylight saving time I presume I can play the 1943 fortherington adjustment?

In which case I will play Vauxhall

Juicyshoes · 23/10/2022 17:06

Ho Ho! Well played Peg!

I’ve just been consulting Angolurum’s Almanac and you are indeed right!

I’ll have to take a siding to Southwark.

balalake · 23/10/2022 17:15

I think we can stay south of the river, so Bermondsey

Hexenjagd · 23/10/2022 17:39

If we are staying South, can I, have a wildcard

St Helier?

(thameslink, not Channel Islands obvs. )

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 23/10/2022 17:47

This has been one of my favourite moves, ever since the Wing Commander used it to such devastating effect at the Eastbourne playoffs in 1976:

Crystal Palace

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TragicMuse · 23/10/2022 17:47

Heading towards Mornington Croissant there Hexenjagd!

TragicMuse · 23/10/2022 17:47

Petty France

ThanksItHasPockets · 23/10/2022 17:50

I wonder how many players are old enough to realise that this is almost a play-for-play re-enactment of the notorious game in Oslo 1982. Let’s hope no-one loses a limb this time.

Stockwell.

squarepegleg · 23/10/2022 19:05

Ok I know there are only really 2 moves available here. I'm holding my breath and hoping this works:

Barbican

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 23/10/2022 20:07

Ah, Oslo. <<dabs away a tear>> But I must display the resilience and fortitude which the game of games seeks to instill.

Peckham Rye

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Pumpkintopf · 23/10/2022 20:22

Good Lord Maud Peckham Rye?! I'm not sure about that, not sure at all.

But since we are well past the 3pm on a Sunday cut off I shall offer

*Aldgate
*
As a terminus, obviously.

Hexenjagd · 23/10/2022 21:27

WAPPING!

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 23/10/2022 21:48

Good, but this is even better

Mile End

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RhubarbFairy · 23/10/2022 22:14

I'm invoking Sunday night rules with a Holmes kicker and am skipping across to Kings Cross St Pancras by way of Baker Street.

squarepegleg · 23/10/2022 22:24

I've just had a good think and realised single and triple Huffingtons only will be deemed to be lateral in the dictates of Carski’s Protocol.

So this blows the field wide open.

Temple

TragicMuse · 23/10/2022 22:25

Ahhhhhh, Sunday night rules eh? Clever...

Finchley Road and Frognal

ThanksItHasPockets · 23/10/2022 22:28

Good plan to invoke Sunday rules now before they are waxed by daylight savings next week. As we’re still just about in BST I’ll play

Highgate

HazelBite · 23/10/2022 22:44

Throwing a cureball here (just to excite things)

Chalfont and Latimer

HazelBite · 23/10/2022 22:45

Even a curveball!!

Hexenjagd · 23/10/2022 22:51

@ComeIntoTheGardenMaud that was sneaky bordering on the sublime.

and a curveball deserves something special.

given it is Sunday in October, after 7pm I think I can invoke my precious Super Saver Rovers Return and play….

Penge West

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 23/10/2022 23:03

I like the cut of your jib, hexenjagd. I was sceptical when they taught that move at this year’s summer school, but now I’ve seen it in action I can appreciate it for its clarity, precision and devastating effect. The only way through, I fear, is

Chigwell

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