Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 9

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We're on page 39 of the old one so...

Previous question: What are you having for tea?

My answer: Whatever you're having!

New question: What's HE having?

The MN chicken has flown away until the summer to avoid bird flu

Have I lost my mind?
I checked earlier and Tassen got muddled up and something like freaky Friday happened. I know no one is going to believe me. Someone please believe me

Yes you lost it when you went shopping for socks ,it's in the lost and found office the supermarket
What else did they find in the lost and found office .?

PBCBZ's brain

Am I insane?

(@ComeonSpillthebeans you are not going mad & there wasn't a split in the matrix just the MN computer saying no to my normal username. Lovely Liv sorted it out for me)

No but you live down a drain and have a shower in the rain and you are likely to marry a man called Shane
where will @TracyBeakerSoYeah meet Shane ?

I have no idea where I should go to meet a man called Shane

Where should I go to meet a man called Shane or a man that's isn't as bonkers as the last two were? 😂

The royal.family thread😂
have me and and @TracyBeakerSoYeah ,been in a twilight zone with the royal.family topic( it's bonkers ) ?

No not a twilight zone but a sink hole. Everyone has disappeared down it

I have thrown you a virtual rope, is anyone willing to come back or is the Royal Family thread way too riveting?

Only if you're not overly invested in the My Lodger Fat Shane-d Me thread
Does Shane eat chocolate squares (aka rice cakes)?

No.because Shane is the lodger who likes to.fat shame and is happy that king Charles Reigns
oh No,has the Royal.Family for a tighter grip.on me than I thought😱

No, that would be the rude lodger, chanting "all you do is bleat, bleat, bleat. Carry on bleating like that , and you'll end up King"

Anyone fancy a slice of Battenberg? Or a 🍗👑👀

Yes I am desperate for a chicken bone crown eye that you have advertised. I have not had one for many years.

Does anyone have a cure for flatulence? It has ruined my air quality and evening. Unfortunately I do not have a cork to hand

So do I,I bought it in Limerick.

🍘There once was a lodger, Ryvita,
Whose nature could not have been sweeter.
One fine mumsnet eve,
She learnt how to heave
And now no fat fucker can please her.

🍘

Goodbye, thread
Farewell, peeps

Can someone give me the directions to the Royal Family thread or Tipperary?

Yes you turn left at the yellow brick road ,untill you reach route 66 there you will see a sign saying royal family thread straight on or tipperary take the next exit at the roundabout
Show me the way to go home ,im tired and i want to go to bed?

Don't lay down your head and ruin your bedspread! May I remind you that you are training for the Olympic bobsled so enjoy the flatbread or garlic bread instead just make sure you are fed

What is the cure to stop this rhyming?
If I had better timing I would prefer mountain climbing to pantomiming. This is too agonising

That pantomime Dame,
Has she no shame?
I forget her name
'Cos she's always the same,
Just watching me eat
Then starting to greet
Me with fat shaming
Complaining
Idiomatic gaming
Methinks she mainlines lard
'Tis not really hard
Unless you're a lal bit mard
As muck, said the Bard,
And she's not from frigging' Wigan

Should we begin again?

Dan, Dan, the Dirty Old Man
Washed his face in a frying pan.
Combed his hair with a donkey's tail
Scratched his belly with a big toe nail

🙃

We should only Begin again if we are called Michael Finnegan
Do.you.grow whiskers on your chinnegan?

Thinking of setting up a hair farm because of the over supply if world domination as rap artist fails to launch

How do I win over King Charles to invest in my organic hair farm?
Don't forget we will be moving in with the fam soon

Graciously offer him a hirsute
To cover the issue
Then follow this
With the gift of a tissue
Splendid proboscis to blow
Family is central
Even if mental
And Meghan will steal the show 😆

Whoa! Life is so busy and fast
I can't get any friendships to last
I don't seem to learn from the past
If asked, at school I was an outcast
A's B'and C's bypassed
Grades I got left people aghast
All cos I lived near a mast

Where do I collect prize for spouting the most gibberish, jibber-jabber gobbledygook puke?

Your neighbour. Go now.

Why did @Exl for get a question?
and why on earth are they bringing back Neighbours ,everybody needs good Neighbour,s ?

At random points in the day a switch is pressed and everyone has a memory lapse. It's the latest experiment because the drinking water one didn't work nor did the crop spraying one.

Who is the mysterious person pressing the switch?

Just to add they are bring back Neighbours as Neighbours make good fiends!

Toadie is

Why is he pressing the the switch?