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Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 9

599 replies

bearlyactive · 28/09/2022 17:02

We're on page 39 of the old one so...

Previous question: What are you having for tea?

My answer: Whatever you're having!

New question: What's HE having?

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x2boys · 07/02/2023 19:58

He's a bit of a Tw*t but looks good in a hat
is Pat the love Rat getting fat?

FairyBatman · 07/02/2023 22:44

Pat the rat is getting flabby.

What should I call my cat, he’s a tabby?

x2boys · 07/02/2023 23:06

You should call your Tabby ,Bobby as he likes going out as a hobby
Does your house have a lobby?

ItWasSadlyTimetoChangemyName6 · 09/02/2023 22:39

No as that's just a bit knobby!

Anyone found my lost jewel? It could be that I swallowed it. I'm such a fool .....

x2boys · 09/02/2023 23:53

You will know if you start to drool
should I fall asleep on a stool.?

ItWasSadlyTimetoChangemyName6 · 10/02/2023 05:05

Good idea and I'm going to try that

Why am I up at 05:05? I know I'm alive so I may go for a drive

x2boys · 10/02/2023 09:16

Because you need something to eat ,so.you are going to .make a breakfast full of meat ,but first you need to get on your feet
What's the story Balamory?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 10/02/2023 18:58

Wouldn't you like to know 😂

What is going on in Balamory, spill the beans, tell the story & god forbid no one votes Tory?

x2boys · 13/02/2023 18:00

It's the Juice man from Delmonte, he say yes!
have you ever drunk Um bongo, in the congo?

Bagzzz · 19/02/2023 21:37

Yes but a long time ago

will you miss lilt?

LibrariansGiveUsPower · 19/02/2023 21:39

Lilt is gone?

Do you like orange soda?

Tassen · 19/02/2023 22:18

No I prefer Pink Soda for my running gear

Do you run?

chachachachachanges · 19/02/2023 22:47

Every day. Twice on Thursdays.

Would you let Shamima Begum come back to London ?

whatsMyNameAgainwhatsMyNameAgain · 24/02/2023 21:48

Well I don't think anyone is left in London as there is no one on this thread

Why did everyone go to Benidorm?

Tassen · 25/02/2023 01:24

To stay at Benny's

Where's Benny's twin brother Kenny?

ComeonSpillthebeans · 25/02/2023 06:54

Kenny had one too many and married Jenny but eventually lost all his pennies and was last seen in Abergavenny buying a semi

Should I resign as manager caught me on Mumsnet and I have nothing to say in my defence?

Tassen · 28/02/2023 21:28

No apply for the job of CEO instead

Whats your job?

Stripperyone · 01/03/2023 21:08

I'm the person that tests the frozen cartons to make sure people can't get their tongue stuck to them.

Did you ever go and see a man about a dog?

Tassen · 02/03/2023 22:40

No she was a woman

Who is Nic Nac Paddy Whack?

ComeonSpillthebeans · 05/03/2023 00:18

Nic Nac is the author of the highly sought book called "Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. Part 9" available on Amazon

I have taken Tassen's advice and was given CEO post at Codswallop Inc. What is my vision?

x2boys · 06/03/2023 21:07

Your vision is to drive a Nissan ,whilst being in position to clout.a politician
Will our friend Dave be taking Mave to.a Rave?

Bagzzz · 06/03/2023 22:17

No a meeting in a cave 🦇

which politician is @ComeonSpillthebeans going to lightly tap with the Nissan?

ComeonSpillthebeans · 06/03/2023 22:33

Grotbags or has someone already done this as I haven't seen her since 1991

Nothing is warming me up, not the heating, not a hot drink, not a hot beanbag. Am I dead?

x2boys · 07/03/2023 07:06

No.but you are living in a shed and iced water is all.you are being fed
How are the plans for the coronation going?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 07/03/2023 09:38

Completely off tangent & no one can find the Mumsnet Chicken for the coronation sandwiches

Where can His Maj & crew find a MN Chicken?