My DS (18) has bought the beanie hat which he'll wear with glee and relish in the piss-take that his mates will pile upon him.
Given that when he was about 7 he used to dress in all manner of stripes, checks, patterns and colours combined in a single eye watering outfit, he looks (almost) the epitome of sartorial elegance in his Greggs hat, white T shirt and navy shorts! I might draw the line at the crocs tho...