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Please settle this dispute re: "a roast"

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 24/07/2022 18:50

I need the power of MN (to prove that I'm right...). If someone says they are "making a roast on Sunday" what meat(s) could possibly be being served?

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dudsville · 24/07/2022 21:07

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 24/07/2022 19:34

I'd love to be one of those posters where everyone on the thread says they're wrong and the OP finds the ONE person who agrees with them to quote. Sadly, I can't even find that! (Though there are a few that say they'd usually say beef, but even those are few and far between...).

I suspected from your OP that this was about beef. When my nan used to have us over for Sunday roasts it was always the most delicious roast beef, never any other meat.

dudsville · 24/07/2022 21:08

Also i think it's the hardest to get right. I haven't eaten beef for a decade or more, but i think what's the point as nan hasn't cooked it!

tootiredtoocare · 24/07/2022 21:11

A joint of lamb, beef or pork or a whole chicken, with min 2 veg, at least one kind of potatoes, usually mash but ideally roasted too (boiled is acceptable with chicken). Yorkshire pudding does go with everything, and is much loved although not compulsory. Gravy. Plus apple, mint or horseradish sauce.

Greyhare · 24/07/2022 21:13

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 24/07/2022 19:34

I'd love to be one of those posters where everyone on the thread says they're wrong and the OP finds the ONE person who agrees with them to quote. Sadly, I can't even find that! (Though there are a few that say they'd usually say beef, but even those are few and far between...).

If you were my dearly departed Grandmother then yes it would be beef as the only roast she ever cooked was Roast Beef, apart from Christmas Day when you would get the worlds smallest Turkey alongside a joint of Beef.

littlepeas · 24/07/2022 21:17

I have a friend who does a ‘roast’ without roast potatoes - I think this is much worse than assuming it is always beef!

diddl · 24/07/2022 21:21

What else was he intending to serve with it Op?

If I do roast chicken with mash I wouldn't call it a roast tbh.

I think the meat & pots have to both be roasted for it to qualify!

littlepeas · 24/07/2022 21:22

I usually do chicken, but I hate those weird leg and a wing things they do in the pub.

diddl · 24/07/2022 21:22

littlepeas · 24/07/2022 21:17

I have a friend who does a ‘roast’ without roast potatoes - I think this is much worse than assuming it is always beef!

Ha!

Didn't see this until after I posted!

Luredbyapomegranate · 24/07/2022 21:26

Chicken beef pork lamb, or game like venison, pheasant, and all that. Rabbit I spose.

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 24/07/2022 21:27

Maybe there is a tiny silver lining here. I was impressively and embarrassingly wrong, but maybe DH's dinner also wouldn't have been 'a roast', nothing to do with the meat. I had already vetoed the chicken idea, but based on past meals, it probably would have been accompanied by roasted (I know, I know) potatoes OR rice. And the veg may have been roasted (yes, I know) Mediterranean veg OR microwaved green veg. Gravy on a lucky day, but definitely no Yorkshire puddings in sight (alas).

So in the best case scenario (I'm going down; may as well take him with me)...roast chicken, microwaved green veg, and rice may not be 'a roast'. The Trimmings Loophole? 🙂

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 24/07/2022 21:34

YouOKHun · 24/07/2022 20:18

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa a roast can be the act of taking the mick out of someone quite cruelly but just the right side of the line. You can see this particular version of a roast in action right here on this thread 😉

@YouOKHun You're right. He didn't make the chicken in the end, but I still got a roast today! 😁I'm not OK, hon!

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diddl · 24/07/2022 21:35

The Trimmings Loophole? 🙂

I think you might get away with it!

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 24/07/2022 21:36

Summerfun54321 · 24/07/2022 20:25

No OP has ever been this wrong in the history of MN!

@Summerfun54321 Well, I like to think of that as an accomplishment. 😁

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becca2405 · 24/07/2022 21:38

A roast is any meat (commonly chicken, pork, beef or lamb), roasted in the oven, with roast potatoes and veg. We also have yorkshire puddings with every roast, because we love them.
You don't go out for a roast and expect there to only be beef as an option 😂

Lottle · 24/07/2022 21:40

A roast = quorn in my house!

Sunbird24 · 24/07/2022 21:41

Ooh, redemption OP! It’s definitely not ‘a roast’ if it’s served with rice!

Inertia · 24/07/2022 21:41

Did The Beef And Dairy Network podcast send you as part of their investigation into the fifth meat?

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 24/07/2022 21:43

diddl · 24/07/2022 21:35

The Trimmings Loophole? 🙂

I think you might get away with it!

Thanks, @diddl. If I can't be right, at least someone else can (maybe) be wrong.

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CrystalCoco · 24/07/2022 21:50

If someone said they were making me 'a roast dinner' on a Sunday then I'd be expecting beef - I'm fully aware you can roast all sorts of other things but for me, traditionally, It's beef. The End.

godmum56 · 24/07/2022 21:58

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 24/07/2022 19:31

@godmum56 Unfortunately, DH is reading along. 😀

oh. Oh dear. 😃

fallfallfall · 24/07/2022 22:02

only one kind of roast in my little world BEEF and it better be tender.

SkankingWombat · 24/07/2022 22:04

Rice can be a perfectly acceptable side to a roast (we always have Jamaican rice & peas with ours) BUT ONLY as an additional carb to the roast potatoes. Ditto macaroni cheese.

PegasusReturns · 24/07/2022 22:07

Roast in our house would be beef with Yorkshire pudding and gravy or occasionally lamb.

I don’t often do a chicken for a roast dinner (have that with salad etc) and I’d never consider ham as a roast.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 24/07/2022 22:07

In this house chicken def. counts as a roast if it’s whole, with roast potatoes, at least 2 veg (one of which preferably cauliflower cheese) and proper gravy, made in the roasting tin - not the instant stuff. And preferably slathered with some of the garlic/parsley butter usually in the freezer, leftover from making garlic bread.
Stuffing and Yorkshire puds not essential here.

AdoraBell · 24/07/2022 22:19

Almost any meat - chicken, beef, lamb, pork, duck, pheasant, venison, quail, pigeon, rabbit. Or veggie, nut roast, butternut squash, roasted veg etc.