What weird things turn your husband on?

[Acunningruse]

So earlier today I happened to end up talking shop with a parent at sports day who works in a field I used to work in. I happened to mention TPOs (tree preservation orders) as they were relevant in the conversation. I could literally see DH buckle at the knees and when we got home it was very much'I must have you now'

What bizarre thing has turned your other half on?!

OAK ay.

Sex on the Beech?

So funny

You're all talented

Knock on wood, eh?

Don't get a splinter caught in your bush while branching out.

Did he cancel the cheque?

🤣

I’ve just twigged what this is actually about.

Do you call him Woody in the bedroom...

Only when romance is budding

He needs to conker his obsession.

😂😂😂.

I think your DH sounds tree-mendous, plenty of sap rising in him. Don’t bough to pressure, I wood suggest he considers some fir-m palm action.

If he doesn't behave, chop him down to size and throw him on the log pile or in the trunk of your car.

Are you on wood glue?

Don't forget to check out his fastigiate horn(beam)