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Original poster

What weird things turn your husband on?

66 replies

Acunningruse · 15/07/2022 22:57

So earlier today I happened to end up talking shop with a parent at sports day who works in a field I used to work in. I happened to mention TPOs (tree preservation orders) as they were relevant in the conversation. I could literally see DH buckle at the knees and when we got home it was very much'I must have you now' Blush

What bizarre thing has turned your other half on?!

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PaddleBoardingMomma · 15/07/2022 23:30

You guys wood be better off focusing on the question op asked instead of splintering off into groups making fun! Just leaf her alone, you may think her husband is a bit sappy but seems like a harmless root cause to me, but that took a while for me to twig. To be honest I'm stumped why some of you are being so mean. Let's stop branching out into throwing insults and help op out. That's my opinion in a nutshell anyway.

007DoubleOSeven · 15/07/2022 23:32

😁😁

CuriousCatfish · 15/07/2022 23:32

PaddleBoardingMomma · 15/07/2022 23:30

You guys wood be better off focusing on the question op asked instead of splintering off into groups making fun! Just leaf her alone, you may think her husband is a bit sappy but seems like a harmless root cause to me, but that took a while for me to twig. To be honest I'm stumped why some of you are being so mean. Let's stop branching out into throwing insults and help op out. That's my opinion in a nutshell anyway.

No need to throw shade at us.

Homewardbound2022 · 15/07/2022 23:32

PaddleBoardingMomma · 15/07/2022 23:30

You guys wood be better off focusing on the question op asked instead of splintering off into groups making fun! Just leaf her alone, you may think her husband is a bit sappy but seems like a harmless root cause to me, but that took a while for me to twig. To be honest I'm stumped why some of you are being so mean. Let's stop branching out into throwing insults and help op out. That's my opinion in a nutshell anyway.

Yew are dead right.

Wizzbangfizz · 15/07/2022 23:34

Odd troll 🧌

Homewardbound2022 · 15/07/2022 23:35

Does Maple sauce on icecream turn him on as well?

PaddleBoardingMomma · 15/07/2022 23:36

Homewardbound2022 · 15/07/2022 23:35

Does Maple sauce on icecream turn him on as well?

Maple sauce on ice cream?! That's Treeson!

Original poster
Acunningruse · 15/07/2022 23:36

I am not a troll FFS! I have numerous other threads on fascinating other topics such as the perfect summer dress and parenting.

I think you're all being mean to p-oak fun at me 😉

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Acunningruse · 15/07/2022 23:37

@PaddleBoardingMomma honestly dying 🤣GrinGrin

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WatchWatchWatchMe · 15/07/2022 23:37

All you moaners FFS stop being so willowy

007DoubleOSeven · 15/07/2022 23:38

WatchWatchWatchMe · 15/07/2022 23:37

All you moaners FFS stop being so willowy

You're nut the balsa me!

CuriousCatfish · 15/07/2022 23:40

OP is pining for her DH

longcoffeebreak · 15/07/2022 23:40

Men get turned on by all sorts of weird stuff

Sunnytwobridges · 15/07/2022 23:43

This whole thread is hilarious. I have nothing to add here. 😂

Homewardbound2022 · 15/07/2022 23:43

PaddleBoardingMomma · 15/07/2022 23:36

Maple sauce on ice cream?! That's Treeson!

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😂

OhThatChicken · 15/07/2022 23:44

Tree troll?!

Homewardbound2022 · 15/07/2022 23:45

WatchWatchWatchMe · 15/07/2022 23:37

All you moaners FFS stop being so willowy

This made me weep.

puffylovett · 15/07/2022 23:45

Getting a bit of ash die back over here from log rolling on the floor with laughter…

SouperNoodle · 15/07/2022 23:46

If you've twigged what his specific kinks are, you could branch out into a whole new area of your relationship and let it blossom.

(Lol)

Homewardbound2022 · 15/07/2022 23:49

Is your first name Olive?

Homewardbound2022 · 15/07/2022 23:51

A root and branch approach is called for here.

PaddleBoardingMomma · 15/07/2022 23:52

Acunningruse · 15/07/2022 23:37

@PaddleBoardingMomma honestly dying 🤣GrinGrin

Ahaha I'm glad, I think it's a fun thread I've no idea why the Pearl clutchers have stormed in shouting troll 🤣

007DoubleOSeven · 15/07/2022 23:58

Homewardbound2022 · 15/07/2022 23:49

Is your first name Olive?

I don't know but surely he's the one and only Rowan Catkinson?

GettingReal · 16/07/2022 00:03

Show him your bush, OP! Unless you're sick o' more silly comments, in which case I can cedar reason for it, so I won't suggest you give him the birch.

oakleaffy · 16/07/2022 00:09

CuriousCatfish · 15/07/2022 23:03

Some people can't see the wood for the trees.

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Barking up the wrong tree..
Yew wood knot be leaf it.