Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

[Jaggerdagger]

"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

Veganism is an unsustainable fad.

Getting highlights or a spa day won’t solve every problem despite what mn says

That's sick bruv!

You knew you had kids when you married him.

^oops that should read 'You knew he had kids when you married him' 😄

"Love you to the moon and back" at least makes some sort of sense. I have an acquaintance on FB who has a husband and four children (aged about 7 to 16). Whenever it's any of their birthdays or Father's day or one of her kids receives an achievement award, she writes a post on FB along the lines of "I'm so proud of you for XYZ, I love you all the world 😍".

Like... what does that even MEAN?????

My lovely little family. Urgh.
Just arrived at hospital (Facebook status)
Love you all the world (doesn't make sense)

Your baby looks like an angry Winston Churchill

Margaret Thatcher was the best prime minister in British history.

True dat 🙌🏻

"I feel unwell because X"

"Oh yeah, I get that too! But yours sounds worse though!"

After last nights shooting before the Harry Styles concert in Copenhagen..

Police to hundreds of people: You HAVE to take the metro to this end of the road station and then you will have more information and you will get help home.

Police at the metro station: We have no information. We’re just the police. You need to get yourself home. (All roads closed off, no metro, buses or taxi. No way to get back to the hotel). A very cold night.

Young people nowadays..... (finish off with e.g. 'are such snowflakes'/ 'don't know they're born' / 'have it so easy' or anything equally demeaning)

Rød grød med fløde (if anyone is learning Danish)

"And the award for Woman Of The Year goes to......Caitlin Jenner"!!

Yoko Ono is unfairly maligned.

Glad you're ok x

My pronouns are .... they/them.

A woman is someone who identifies as a woman.

At the end of the day....
No offence, but....

@BellaTheDarkOverlord

That made me pause for breath.

Are you serious? 🫣

Taking a man surname is an act of passivity & submission. That’s why men don’t solely take your surname on marriage but many insist women (and the children) take his surname as family name. If it’s only a name, or about being a couple/ family name why doesn’t he take your name as his new surname?

The title Ms is only for divorced women...

I made a week's worth of meals out of my leftover roast chicken

This ^^ infuriates me. They are men, always have been, always will be.