Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

[Jaggerdagger]

"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

It’s essential to wash bed sheets every day and put a bottle of bleach down the toilet.

‘Have you considered undiagnosed SEN?’

Said about any violent, idle and/or nasty DC.

'Cabinet Sauvignon'

(From my uncle- I found it quite amusing really.)

Now it’s time for some team building exercises.

I don’t have a bathroom bin (surprising how crazy people get about this).
i ask people to remove shoes at my front door.
i hate a pandora bracelet worn several charms.

Friends was always overrated rubbish

Like, it was like Ok, and he was like "oh yeah" and I was like "yeah it really was, like OK, like".

Are yous going out tonight?

Looking for a Chester drawers

Take me back .... next to some random gorgeous beach

person straight after wedding on facebook:

‘Well on behalf of my HUSBAND and I’

Just sending a 'gentle reminder'...

(Fuck off with your 'gentle reminder'!!!)

Have you had the baby yet?

That’s amazing hun, imagine that as decal.

Nom nom nom nom nummy.

Who was the father at the end of the day?

Triggered. 😂
As a reply and as a sentence.

Above should have included that quote!

The doorbell rang, which was our que to answer the door.

Listen here, everyone has to follow this ridiculous rule I have just decided!

That was my que to leave.

Err, 'cue'. When I see 'que' all I envisage is Manuel from Fawlty Towers.

Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP are just as bad and sleazy as Boris and the Tories but with almost no checks and balances so she can do what she likes.

I was sat there

how are you Hun 😏

I always get an urge to post a gif of Manuel when someone uses "que" in an OP. 😂 I do try to tone down my arsey ways though and not give in to the urge.