Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

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"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

"Thanks for that."

"Welcome!"

I have a very chilled baby because we are very chilled parents .....

Man here.

Not gonna lie

Chester draws

I'm being my authentic self 💁🏼‍♀️

Wind power will not save the planet

I'm going to lay down.

I had a lay in.

Living my best life

My hubby helps me with the housework and babysits the kids when I go out.

Let me ask the hubster

OK boomer 😂

Your leg's hanging off? Don't bother A&E with that FFS, ring your GP in the morning.

We’re going to get a cockerpoo puppy from the family down the road

Right babe here’s a video of me applying this amazing new hair serum

"I've been friends with this person, let's call her Amanda, for 2 years. Amanda has a boyfriend, let's call him Rob ..." 😡

"Throw in a 'tin of toms' and some beans to 'bulk it out' ..."

"I've NC for this but I'm a long-time poster, penis beaker etc."

"Reader, I married him."

🤢

Blue badges are only for the elderly and people in wheelchairs.

You do you. (Aka fuck you )

How old do you think I am?

My wife has put on weight and I don't fancy her any more...

Calm down love, it may never happen.

Head tilt and tinkly laugh

Planning to buy a second home in Devon or Cornwall - won’t have time to go every weekend or school holidays, but we certainly plan to go a few times a year.

I have both a spirited child and a spanking new Landy.

#myrock

I dye my 9 year olds hair for her.

I just brought a new top.

"You sound like hard work"