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Are there any words you feel really awkward/self conscious saying?!

223 replies

ABlindAssassin · 01/07/2022 20:41

For me it's 'gig'. I can't say it out loud without wanting to cringe/wince/apologise. It makes me feel really fraudulent!

Am I the only one? Does anyone else have words they just can't use?

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Discwriter · 01/07/2022 23:37

English is not my first language so brooch and helluva really trips me up as my brain is convinced it must be said as it is! Also cannot say croissant so use pastry. And the word toilet is just too incredibly rude for my subconscious.

QueenOfDuisburg · 01/07/2022 23:38

LetHimHaveIt · 01/07/2022 21:15

Boogie. Funk/funky.

Years ago, a bar in my hometown - 'Mulrooney's' - had a speciality pizza called the 'Pizzarooney'. It looked really nice, but I could no more have said to the waitress 'I'll have a Pizzarooney, please' than I could swim the Channel.

Just woke my kids up laughing at this 🤣 I'd be exactly the same!

Ameanstreakamilewide · 01/07/2022 23:42

MammaWeasel · 01/07/2022 21:29

Has anyone mentioned specific/Pacific?

My nanna couldn't say certificate to save her life.

My father in law pronounces certificate as 'stiff coat'.

0blio · 01/07/2022 23:44

earlydoors42 · 01/07/2022 20:55

Croissant

Me too! I can never pronounce it properly without sounding really stupid.

user1471530109 · 01/07/2022 23:49

Any French word that we have adopted or use in English.

I was coming on to say croissant! But yes ! Also Gilet and pain au Chocolat. Either way I pronounce croissant I feel like a twat.

Ameanstreakamilewide · 01/07/2022 23:53

minesalargered · 01/07/2022 22:41

I can't correctly say anaesthetist correctly, ever. Which is embarrassing as one of our best friends is one, so I skirt around what they do for a living!

He/she's a gas man! 😉

Rosecottage888 · 02/07/2022 00:17

Belly, I can't say it in front of people.

I bloody love pork belly but wouldn't order it in a restaurant because I'm too embarrassed to say the word out loud!

Last year for a team meal we got to preorder and I was buzzing I could order it without saying the word. It's rank

DatingIsDifficult · 02/07/2022 00:18

Croissant. No idea how to pronounce it. And I feel wanky even attempting a French accent.

Butterbean9 · 02/07/2022 00:24

DramaAlpaca · 01/07/2022 22:24

Poorly.

I see it a lot on here, and I know it's a normal enough word in some parts, but I cringe when I see it and I can't make myself say it.

I absolutely detest this word.

Renniesfixeverything · 02/07/2022 00:55

DatingIsDifficult · 02/07/2022 00:18

Croissant. No idea how to pronounce it. And I feel wanky even attempting a French accent.

I love how many of us have said this now, and yes, wanky Smile

Pieceofpurplesky · 02/07/2022 01:03

Oh my - yes, gig. I went to one last night and felt really uncomfortable saying it. I ended up saying concert instead.
It was most definitely a gig though

Marotte · 02/07/2022 01:12

Obfuscate. I write it (where applicable). Can't say it.

Inkanta · 02/07/2022 02:06

Agree with Gig.

Latte. Feel awkward saying Lartay

Mac Muffin. Prefer to say just muffin without the mac.

RestingMurderousFace · 02/07/2022 02:07

Paradigm fucks me up.

RestingMurderousFace · 02/07/2022 02:09

Marotte · 02/07/2022 01:12

Obfuscate. I write it (where applicable). Can't say it.

Such an ugly word, probably best that you don’t say it out loud.

RestingMurderousFace · 02/07/2022 02:14

Queer. I’m bi myself and know that it’s been ‘reclaimed’ but I just can’t bear it.

MasterOfOne · 02/07/2022 02:16

Pain Au Raisin? Gah makes me stumble every time

ElevenOG · 02/07/2022 04:14

Croissant
Hotel Chocolat

WoodpeckerInTheTree · 02/07/2022 04:17

MANDATORY
For some reason I always forget the pronunciation/ where the stress should be.
Man-da-tory
Man-dat-ory

CthulhuInDisguise · 02/07/2022 06:03

Anthroposophy. Not a word you come across every day but I worked on a project involving a certain type of school following that ethos. The word cannot leave my mouth unmangled.

ComfyChairPose · 02/07/2022 07:19

The post about where to put the emphasis in the word mandatory, I say COMMunal (changing rooms/area) but I've noticed (all!?) other people say CommUNal.
I can't cope with that, whether it's right or wrong.

Notthecarwashagain · 02/07/2022 08:20

APJ1 · 01/07/2022 23:02

@Notthecarwashagain Also, this is a bit weird, but I’m really uncomfortable addressing my mum as ‘mum’ and my dad as ‘dad’ Have to wait until they’re looking at me if I want to say anything, or just launch in to it!

  • *I'm exactly the same!

I’m so glad it’s not just me!

Tinkerblonde1 · 02/07/2022 08:20

Tumultuous

I remember Simon Cowell saying hyperbole incorrectly.

I hate tummy and agree panties is just awful.

RaelImperialAerosolKid · 02/07/2022 08:33

I agree with gig - horrendous.

Also hate hate hate people adding -sy onto surnames - Giggsy Banksy or even Croftie.

The worst is butty - I was with a group of work colleagues for lunch - everyone was ordering chip butties - I was panicking when it comes to my turn - it just sounds so wrong in my voice - I ended up asking for 'a chip sandwich please'.

The whole place went silent with shock

Squiff70 · 02/07/2022 08:37

Another vote for croissant.

I cannot say 'vulva' either. Such an unnecessarily ugly word for a body part which 50% of the population have.