Your favourite funny line from TV or film

[ChinBristles]

After much consideration, the one I quote the most is Sheldon from Big Bang Theory: "Saturday night is laundry night". It just so covers me when I'm introverting on the weekend.

I'm guessing "Pivot!" may be a popular choice!

Red Dwarf: *in the shower having just gone through the stasis leak - “Do you mind, this is the annual general meeting of the agrophobics society”

Also - Lister: Holly, what’s a stasis leak?
Holly: A stasis leak is a leak right, in stasis
Lister: You don’t know, do you Hol?
Holly: Have’t got a clue

oh and the whole scene with Mr Flibble 😂

Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking barrels - “you’re carrying a wasted girl and an industrial sized bag of fertiliser. You don’t exactly look like your average horti-fucking-culturist”

I LOVE Superhans - yeah it is a bit ...snakey

Mine is from The Thick Of It (one of many)

Stewart Pearson:
I've spent ten years detoxifying this party. It's been a bit like renovating an old, old house, yeah? You can take out a sexist beam here, a callous window there, replace the odd homophobic roof tile. But after a while you realise that this renovation is doomed. Because the foundations are built on what I can only describe as a solid bed of cunts!

I still shout this at Tory's on the TV!

We regularly quote

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this”

(StarWars)

when doing something risky.

also when electronics/broadband isnt
working

“Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?”

(IT crowd)

Regularly used in our house:

" I hear you're a racist now, Father!" ( Father Ted)

"White Man Reggae Club" ( Phoneshop)

"Oh! Dor! Where's the salad? Oh! Fatty! Where's my cash?" ( Gavin and Stacey)

" Doctor of Medicality"
" Britain's first Asian vet"
"Senseless waste!"
(We watch a lot of Phoneshop)

My cone is out and my dander is up!Dinnerladies

Has to be the Hound on Game of Thrones

'If one more word comes pouring out of your cnt mouth I'll eat every f*king chicken in this room'

Another game of thrones quote “there’s no cure for being a cunt”

from the film Snatch when Tyrone reverses into a van and Vinny questions him

Tyrone:
I didn't see it.

Vinny:
It's a two fucking ton van Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of fucking peanuts now is it?

Tyrone:
It was at a funny angle.

Vinny:
It's behind you Tyrone. When you reverse, things come at you from behind.

Tell me Debbie McGee, what attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?

From Spaced we regularly use;

Vulva - It's not finished...... it's finished.

Daisy - Oh go on then, I'll have a half

Daisy - I will drink pint.

From Spinal Tap

Nigel - everything has to be folded. And then it's this. And I don't want this.

Victoria Wood favourite:

Sitting opposite me was a woman with a bad cold. A blocked nose. An itchy bosom. No inhibitions.

Royle Family. Jim sat in his chair pulling his underwear out. Someone chides him for doing so. “I paid a pound for these pants and I’ve got 50p’s worth stick up my arse”

“I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!” Michael Scott, US office. Honestly nearly suffocated the first time a saw that scene 🤣🤣🤣

Oh yeah actually you're right scrap mine. This wins

Kelly Clarkson!

From Derry Girls one we seem to use regularly:
I think it's fair to say Clare (or insert child's name) that we all just lost a little respect for you there.

Killing eve "
I once saw a rat there drinking from a can of coke, both hands. Extraordinary!"

Really tickles me 😂

There’s so much room for activities

Blanche in Corrie. Ken was talking about Peter and said he thought he'd turned a corner with tackling his alcoholism. Blanched dryly replies 'well let's hope there's not a pub on it 😂. Fucking tickled me that.

I'm pretty sure I invented that line!

Literally all of Derry Girls.

"Who put 50p in the eejit?"

"Your face should be a criminal offence!"

"Right, you take his legs.. I’ll take his… legs."

Another one for the oldies, from Up Pompeii:

Ludicrus Sextus: "Ah, sweet (daughter) Erotica ... so chaste"

Lurcio: "And so easily caught"

In "Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads" Bob was talking about the old days and he said, "Back then, you'd have had a frog if it had kept still for long enough, Terry."

TONS from friends

Pivot

"No you didn't get me! You get me you kill me!" Funniest episode!

"Put the mouse back in the house"

Golden girls

"Want a glass of water to wash down your foot?"

"It is not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it."

Knight and day

I kill myself then I kill her

Star Wars

"I know"

Some like it hot

"Well nobody's perfect"

Pretty woman

"Big mistake. Huge!"

Fried green tomatoes

“Face it, girls. I’m older and I have more insurance.”

When Harry met sally

"I'll have what she's having" at least in part cos how awkward must that scene have been given the participants!

Charmed

"You obviously don't have sisters! One minute you're arguing about something and then suddenly you're arguing about who stole who's Malibu Barrie in 1979"

"How many times have I told you, men are utensils? You use them, wash them, then throw them in a drawer until you need them again."

“I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.”

"We also say, "Shut that door!" because our parents did and we are not 100% sure what programme it came from!"

Generation game Larry Grayson - fuck I'm old!!

Deadpool

"If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker... on that day, I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request."

Malibu barrie?! BARBIE flipping autocorrect

@ChinBristles also just remembered Dwight; “Mr and Mrs Jim Halpert and their daughter Pee Pee” 🤣🤣🤣