Your favourite funny line from TV or film

[ChinBristles]

After much consideration, the one I quote the most is Sheldon from Big Bang Theory: "Saturday night is laundry night". It just so covers me when I'm introverting on the weekend.

I'm guessing "Pivot!" may be a popular choice!

Benidorm has a few actually:

Chain-smoking Old Granny in a scooter re her constipation: I haven't been to the toilet in 4 days
Her son in law: Why, is it No Smoking in there?

Boy: Dad, can I have a siesta?
Father: Of course you can, son, we're on all inclusive

The cormorant is Out Of Bounds - Monty Python Meaning of Life
its a flesh wound - also MP
Most things said by Malcolm Tucker in TTOI
We say Yarp a lot too, lol

"You won't have an empty arm, or an empty anything. "
Tony Hancock's The Blood Donor.

"So laying eggs all your life and then getting plucked, stuffed, and roasted is good enough for you, is it?"
"It's a living"
Chickenrun.

Both quoted regularly in our house.

One I was reminded of recently from Just Good Friends. Vince telling Penny about having acupuncture to help him stop smoking.

”Didn’t you feel a prick?”
”Well, I felt a bit silly, yes.”

Friends:
When someone is taking the mickey out of Chandler washing the soap in the shower before he uses it and Joey (?) says 'think of the first thing and the last thing you wash'

Didn't you do well ?!

“I’ve just had my TV repaired. Well I say “repaired”. A shifty looking youth in plimsolls waggled my aerial and wolfed my Gypsy Cremes, but that’s the comprehensive system for you”

I could literally quote Victoria Wood for hours but that, to me, is a whole sit com in three sentences. I genuinely love VW and mourn her passing.

Two pounds fifty and a box of Quality Street and someone says “womb”

Oh Only Fools and Horses when Del says
"diamonds are a girl's best friend but cubic zirconia is good company."

And Trigger when he's talking about his trusty broom that he's had for years. He's replaced the brush many times and replaced the handle many times and they're all like, it's not the same broom then is it! (I can't remember the exact quotes).

Also when he's telling them what Del and Raquel are going to name the baby:
"If it's a girl they're going to name her Sigourney after the actress. If it's a boy they're going to name him Rodney after Dave."

“You can’t fight in here, this is the War Room” Dr Strangelove

”(she was) born Christmas Eve so we called her Brenda” Dinnerladies

"Are you pregnant Bren?"

"Not unless sperm can get through a sash window."

Another favourite from Dinnerladies. Still miss Victoria Wood 😔

Be careful out there among the English. Said to Harrison Ford at the end of Witness. I always say it to my husband wheh he goes out the house !

We use that a lot, my dh especially.....when my parents come to visit.
We quote so much of that film and it's compulsory viewing on Christmas Eve.
It's Christmas, we're all in misery 😂

I came on to say this too! Love that line.

I love Trigger’s broom. I have a colleague who’s car is always at the mechanics getting something fixed or replaced and I tease her that it’s like Trigger’s broom.

Ingaa*: Werewolf!
Dr. Frederick Frankensteinn*: Werewolf?
Igorr*: There.
Dr. Frederick Frankensteinn*: What?
Igorr*: There, wolf. There, castle.
Dr. Frederick Frankensteinn*: Why are you talking that way?
Igorr*: I thought you wanted to.
Dr. Frederick Frankensteinn*: No, I don't want to.
Igorr*: [shrugs] Suit yourself. I'm easy.

Excuse the typos. I blame IMDB.

In The Thick Of It: Peter Mannion "I'm sensing a change in management styles. From touchy-feely to smashy-testes."

Come the fuck on, Bridget!

Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf...

You're an inanimate fucking object!

The alcoves...is this the right word, alcoves? Nooks and crannies, yes!

I love In Bruges. Every line is gold.

Misfits
Nathan - you'd shag your sister for a slice of cheese.
Simon - I don't even like cheese.
Nathan - that's even worse you sick bastard

Preacher
Every time Cassidy says 'now there's three possible explanations here.'
I may be stoned but I'm not high.
Jaysus what kind of preacher are you?

Afterlife
I'm not a paedophile but if I was, you'd be safe you tubby ginger cunt (or words to that effect).

From father Ted " Father, he wants to know if he can put his enormous tool in my box"
Blackadder "Three things you need to know about the wise woman......"
Austin Powers " You look like a baby !!! Get in ma belly !!"

Only funny if you remember the 1970s...

From Will and Grace.
Karen criticising Grace's choice of headwear..
"Honey, I thought we talked about the beret. Patty Hearst couldn't even pull it off, and she had money and a gun"

Yes! It was called Pat and Margaret - loved that film. My friend and I still defiantly lick any croissant we get and shout 'I'm borderline hypoglycaemic - I need those croissants!' after Julie Walters in that.

Another Gavin and Stacey one:

When they're worried about Stacey meeting Gavin for the first time.
Gwen: He could be anyone, for all you know he could be a paedophile.
Stacey: Well if he was a paedophile he wouldn't be interested in me then!

In the thick of it...
Difficult, difficult, lemon difficult
W T F#ck
Quiet bat people

Pretty much anything super hans says in Peep Show
Rental snake, innit?
How old are the twins? What's funf?
Men with ven