Your favourite funny line from TV or film

[ChinBristles]

After much consideration, the one I quote the most is Sheldon from Big Bang Theory: "Saturday night is laundry night". It just so covers me when I'm introverting on the weekend.

I'm guessing "Pivot!" may be a popular choice!

Also, not TV/Film but I like Bill Hicks' Looks like we got ourselves a reader bit, particularly "Like I turned up to a Klan rally in a Boy George outfit".

"Shit on it"
"Breast implants and a dyson" (royle family Christmas special).
"Beat me on the bottom with a woman's weekly" in the lets do it song by Victoria wood.

Airplane, 1980.

Captain, how soon can you land ?
I can't tell.
You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
No, I mean I'm just not sure.
Well, can't you take a guess ?
Well, not for another two hours.
You can't take a guess for another two hours ?
No, I mean we can't land for another two hours. Fog has closed down everything this side of the Rockies, we've got to get through to Chicago.

George doing an impression of Bailey before he tells her he enlisted. It's so spot on "what did you do"!

I love this too!
“I’m sure you worked in Greggs, Anne. Didn’t you work in Greggs?”
😂

I loved Blanche (Deirdre's Mother) in Coronation Street for her one liners... Liz McDonald who was Deirdre's best friend was staying with them for a while... Liz comes down the stairs to Deirdre and Blanche (who are sitting at the kitchen table) all dressed up ready for a night out in her usual short skirt, low top and loads of makeup...

Liz: how do I look?

Blanche (looking serious): prostitute!

Deirdre: Mother!

Well I think we're just out of Waldorfs..

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Bruce Almighty.... "smite me ohh mighty smiter" makes us all crease up
And the fast show ... "Stuck in a hole in a fog in the middle of the night - WITH AN OWL? " every time anyone points out a hole, or fog...
"WITH AN OWL?" ensues...

Oh yeah, Blanche was great
"he's a HOMO-SEXUALLLL!"

"fuck you......fuck you.......and fuck you...... who's next"

Monica in Friends when she has humidity hair

"Phoebe, I need to tell you something"

"Are you leaving the Supremes?"

Most quoted lines in the Pop house

"Two minutes Turkish"

"Oh Gwen, what's your beef? Sorry Pam, tofu" said to the dogs when they're barking

Stove.... are you an appliance?

60% of the time, it works every time.

Lynn, these are sex people!

Michael Scott (The Office) talking about a certain wine "It has an oaky afterbirth".

'Gareth, ultimate fantasy?'

'Two lesbians, sisters probably, I'm just watching'.

Love the Gavin and Stacey's ones.

Car share has some fab ones
"8000 views now I've gone bloody viral"
"Kuso-Debo!" "Who you calling a fat shit"
Kayleigh when drunk getting in the car "I forgot to put my feet in"

Royle family:
Barb "last night your dad sat right bolt up in the middle of the night all of a sudden"
Denise "aw was he dreaming"
Barb "nooo...he thought he'd left the immersion on" 😂

Winston in Still Game, " I run a tight ship not a shite tip"

Derry girls gets quoted a lot here.

Michelle to the year 7 on the back of the bus 'we'll beat you up'

Any argument in our house ends with someone saying 'well I'll beat you up then'

You kind of have to know Derry Girls to know what it's funny.

I also love Ice Age, a few of Sids lines crack me up every time.

'I'm not exactly lactating right now pal' 🤣

Jez from Peep Show - I’m bored, dangerously bored (sums up my entire childhood!)

The Driscoll Brothers on Only Fools and Horses talking about how their father worked for a pittance at a stables - for a shilling a day and a horseshit sandwich!

Blackadder ll - needs must when the devil vomits into your kettle (my mantra for life!)

Alan Partridge to Lynne on the phone to his ex wife - just call her a fat cow and hang up!

So many more great lines that will occur to me in the dead of night…

You saved my life. She was trying to set me on fire 😐

• from Anchorman 2

Probably useless without the context! 😆

A Laser beam is rapidly approaching James Bond’s crotch.
”Do you expect me to talk?!”
Goldfinger: “ No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to DIE!!!!”

From Schitt’s Creek- “How do you fold cheese?”

Ones that get quoted a lot here... Fresh meat, "I think you'll find that's legal tender"

Also randomly if anyone is talking about fish (on MasterChef or something) "but Oregon, I've cooked a whole turbot!"

Red dwarf, "if I don't nap 5 or 6 times a day, I don't have enough energy for my main snooze!"

when Lister is accidentally eating a maggot-filled strawberry, "funny sort of wriggly texture"

IT Crowd, "I'll just put this over here with the rest of the fire"

My favourite dinner ladies quote is 'have you seen my Clint'.

Another V Wood line I love is 'my body is a temple. I say temple, could have said garden centre. They're very popular in a Sunday'

You have a woman's bottom from Blackadder 2

Dan (Alan partridge). I cry with laughter, DH just doesn't get it,

Alan Partridge having sex:

“Do you mind if I talk? It helps me keep the wolf from the door, so to speak. Jill, what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city centre? I'll be honest, I'm dead against it. I mean, people forget that traders need access to DIXONS! They do say it'll help people in wheeeelchairs.

I couldn’t breathe watching this the first time. And every time since, actually 😂