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My bedside table looks like it belongs to a senior citizen.

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Wherecanitbe · 02/06/2022 13:24

My once minimalist bedside table now looks like it belongs to a much older person.

It is now taken up with - a box of tissues, allergy eye drops, ibuprofen gel, specs, extra strength hand and foot cream, bottle of water and paracetamol.

It has now become obvious to me , I am no longer "young and hip!"

when and what was the moment you realised you were not so young anymore?

OP posts:
Wickywickyyow · 02/06/2022 13:26

I needed my hand holding to get down a big step Blush

Gaspisplash · 02/06/2022 13:28

I make an 'oof' noise when I sit down in a low comfy chair Smile

thenightsky · 02/06/2022 13:31

I look at shoes in shops and find myself drawn to the ones that I think 'ooh they look comfy'.

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Somanysocks · 02/06/2022 13:31

Gaspisplash · 02/06/2022 13:28

I make an 'oof' noise when I sit down in a low comfy chair Smile

And when you get back up again😆

EBearhug · 02/06/2022 13:32

When I was at the swimming pool, and instead of thinking, "he's hot," about a new lifeguard, thinking, "ah, I'd have been so keen on him when I were in my 20s. I hope his Mum's proud."

Celendine · 02/06/2022 13:34

When my hospital doctor looked really really young

AdmiralsPie · 02/06/2022 13:35

yes to the "oof"!

Finding small print on food packets etc hard to read, even though I already have reading glasses. If it's this hard in my 40s how on earth am I going to read anything in my 70s?

ReachersAbs · 02/06/2022 13:38

EBearhug · 02/06/2022 13:32

When I was at the swimming pool, and instead of thinking, "he's hot," about a new lifeguard, thinking, "ah, I'd have been so keen on him when I were in my 20s. I hope his Mum's proud."

I can totally identify with this. I think that about most of the actors in films and sports people

Lightning020 · 02/06/2022 13:43

After age 40 I found I had to buy a magnifying glass to read instructions on items and or ingredients on packets of tins.

roarfeckingroarr · 02/06/2022 13:44

I spent this BH morning paying a couple of bills and organising my filing cabinet while DP took the baby into town and I have zero regrets.

Offredismysister · 02/06/2022 13:48

Me & DH this morning, commenting on overgrown trees & bushes at the end of our road. Then further wondering if it was the responsibility of the council or the homeowners to trim them back.

BellaTheDarkOverlord · 02/06/2022 13:48

When I went to buy Calpol at Asda and the cashier came to authorise the challenge 25. She literally looked me up and down before selecting don't challenge. Aww 😔

Alphabet1spaghetti2 · 02/06/2022 13:49

@Wherecanitbe This what drawers were invented for. Open, sweep, close - instant de- ageing effect.

BellaTheDarkOverlord · 02/06/2022 13:50

@Offredismysister I had the same today! I even took a picture of a tree and sent it to dh 😂Dh's response was "that's a proper tree that is".

My bedside table looks like it belongs to a senior citizen.
BlueGlassOfDoom · 02/06/2022 13:52

I’ve just bought a Shark to join my growing collection of similar appliances, in pursuit of vacuum cleaner Nirvana!

Imsittinginthekitchensink · 02/06/2022 13:54

I've just turned down BH drinks with friends in a beer garden because I've got some work I'd like to get finished. Young me does not recognise old me.

soootiredddd · 02/06/2022 13:56

left a wedding at 9.30pm last night, home, cup of tea, in bed by 10.30. Wedding still had 1.5 hours left. No regrets.

TheCaddieisaBaddie · 02/06/2022 13:57

When I had to keep scrolling down to get to my year of birth for some survey.

BananaBender · 02/06/2022 14:00

My first white pubic hair.

ShirleyJackson · 02/06/2022 14:01

YY to the bedside table.

Also, now my DC are in their 20s, I can’t watch sex scenes on telly. I don’t want to watch people the same age as my kids getting it on. It makes me feel like a right perv. Normal People for example - nope.

chananasaurus · 02/06/2022 14:01

I've started using the sentence starter 'When I was young we never had...'

FiveShelties · 02/06/2022 14:02

Still waiting to grow up, 65 and loving it.

FiveShelties · 02/06/2022 14:02

Still waiting to grow up, 65 and loving it.

FiveShelties · 02/06/2022 14:03

Perhaps when I do grow up I won't need to post twice.

BusterGonad · 02/06/2022 14:08

My bedside cabinet has... Blood pressure tablets, sleep aid, iron tablets and biotin (IBD need additional supplements) contraceptive pill and more vitimins. Hand cream, foot cream, lip cream, eczema cream, hydrocortisone and anti fungal cream for peeling fingers and a bottle of water to help with all the pills. 😂