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Would you shag someone for one million pounds?

433 replies

FuckingNoise · 21/05/2022 11:58

Just that. Would you? Financial security for life if you forget your morals for half an hour... genuinely wondering how many are yes / no

OP posts:
wpse · 21/05/2022 12:50

I'd have a gangbang with jimmy sav and Rolf Harris for that

TortugaRumCakeQueen · 21/05/2022 12:51

Of course!

Hintofreality · 21/05/2022 12:53

Only if they gave me a down payment first, in the event that they took one look at me naked and couldn’t perform.

LoopyLube · 21/05/2022 12:55

Hintofreality · 21/05/2022 12:53

Only if they gave me a down payment first, in the event that they took one look at me naked and couldn’t perform.

😂

Sdoubleyou · 21/05/2022 12:56

1 million before or after taxes?

Herejustforthisone · 21/05/2022 12:56

Probably, yeah.

CloseYourEyesAndSee · 21/05/2022 12:57

roarfeckingroarr · 21/05/2022 12:18

One million pounds is hardly financial security for life. I might, depending who it is.

It would pay for a house to live in and an investment. It would be life changing for most people.

Sqeebling · 21/05/2022 12:57

Err yes Grin

Overthewine · 21/05/2022 12:58

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hellywelly3 · 21/05/2022 12:58

Just a straight forward quick shag with no weird kinks, I probably would.

Staynow · 21/05/2022 12:58

Oh god yeah - and I say that as someone who has never had a ONS.

FfeminyddCymraeg · 21/05/2022 12:59

Absolutely I would - as long as there was no chance I’d have to issue a refund for being crap 😂

RichardOsmansXraySpecs · 21/05/2022 12:59

Where do I sign up?

starrynight21 · 21/05/2022 12:59

Yes of course. I could set up my family for life, give my children every opportunity, have enough for an early retirement and a comfortable old age. All in exchange for one shag. Yup I'd do it.

Hont1986 · 21/05/2022 13:00

Of course. I always thinks it's silly when anyone says they wouldn't do something for a MILLION pounds.

It gets more interesting when you lower the number. Would you sleep with someone for £38,000?

ohfook · 21/05/2022 13:00

Yes unless there was something really fucking wrong with them. Like he couldn't get a shag because he'd accidentally murdered his last partner during sex or he was a paedophile trying to get used to older women - then I wouldn't!

FloraGreysteel · 21/05/2022 13:00

Yes so long as all I was expected to do was lie there and let him ejaculate inside me. Then I'd get up, wipe up and hold out my hand for the cash. And I'd never want to see the fucker again.

Blanketpolicy · 21/05/2022 13:01

How much would I be expected to participate?

Could I catch up on Emmerdale while they got on with it and just throw in the occasion groan?

lunar1 · 21/05/2022 13:01

Yes, and I'd encourage DH to as well!

TheVolturi · 21/05/2022 13:01

When I win the lottery I am going to offer my celeb crush a few million to spend the night with me. He is an actor so if I write a script for it maybe he will say yes... 🤣🤣🤣 In. My. Dreams.

supadupapupascupa · 21/05/2022 13:02

First reaction hell yes so long as I knew who first.

Second reaction was that I do believe you can't buy consent and what you're actually asking is would i prostitute myself.

So really the question for me is at what point is there enough payment. Is it wrong if it's a tenner but ok if it's a million?
Switch it, should a man be able to buy any woman he chooses especially if she's vulnerable enough to need it.

On balance. No. And I'd do a lot for my kids.

ldontWanna · 21/05/2022 13:02

Yup, wouldn't even think twice.

Puzzledandpissedoff · 21/05/2022 13:03

I watched Indecent Proposal

I thought perhaps you had Grin

As I was heard to remark years ago "A million to shag Robert Redford? I can't afford that much but wonder if he'd accept less?"

TidyDancer · 21/05/2022 13:03

Yes I would absolutely do this. No hesitation whatsoever. And it would change my life.

MayorDusty · 21/05/2022 13:04

Yep at my age and health I wouldn't be getting better offers, wouldn't give change though and if it were someone despicable I'd make em regret every single penny.