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Would you shag someone for one million pounds?

433 replies

FuckingNoise · 21/05/2022 11:58

Just that. Would you? Financial security for life if you forget your morals for half an hour... genuinely wondering how many are yes / no

OP posts:
moveoverye · 20/04/2023 13:34

Trying to decide who would be worse, Boris, Rees-Mogg or Nigel Farage.

I think Farage would be the worst, but I might pick him over Trump…

HairyToity · 20/04/2023 13:38

Yes, as long as he wore a condom. Not getting any STDs, even for a million.

AllIeveknewonlyou · 20/04/2023 13:40

No, I haven't got the energy at present. Nothing would prise me off my sofa.

ThisWasAMistake · 20/04/2023 14:23

why did this Zombie thread suddenly revive?

The last post was from @romany4 nearly a year ago 24/05/2022 21:16.

Basilbrushgotfat · 20/04/2023 15:24

@ThisWasAMistake because there's a similar one currently, 'would you give your pet away for £1m'

Soupsetscared · 20/04/2023 15:29

If it was Enrique Iglesias yes
If it's Joe bloggs from down the road No.

ArianahX · 20/04/2023 15:45

Yes gimme the money

NancyJoan · 20/04/2023 16:12

Not Jacob Rees Mogg though.

ImAGoodPerson · 20/04/2023 16:28

LaurieFairyCake · 20/04/2023 12:25

Yes easily, would also be fine for DH to do it - it's just a shag 🤷‍♀️

(But would have never given up a pet for it)

Lol, I commented the same on the other thread.

Blossomtoes · 20/04/2023 16:32

NancyJoan · 20/04/2023 16:12

Not Jacob Rees Mogg though.

I could close my eyes and hold my nose for £1 million.

ThisIsNotAmerican · 20/04/2023 16:41

FuckingNoise · 21/05/2022 12:12

I watched Indecent Proposal

I would shag a hippopotamus for £1,000,000.

Though I think there is some law that saws my ill gotten gains would have to be confiscated. Proceeds Of Crime Act or something.

Horsedoglover59 · 20/04/2023 16:41

For a million quid my OH would be there cheering me on! The only criteria is that it would have to be male, clean with no communicable diseases, and I'd want the money in cash, COD.

Horsedoglover59 · 20/04/2023 16:43

vix3rd · 20/04/2023 10:29

Who we talking here ?

Mr Twit - No thanks
Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Send me the money now !

Jeffrey Dean Morgan id do for a lot less than a million!

PearlClutzsche · 20/04/2023 17:12

Heck yes! I'd do it for far less, actually! It's just a shag.

Outnumberedmummy2022 · 20/04/2023 17:14

I would… although a million isn’t a massive amount nowadays- just about cover my gas bill wink😅

Howdoyou · 20/04/2023 17:16

It honestly depends who. If it was some really smelly old man then no.

NoBiscuitsLeftInMyTin · 20/04/2023 17:19

without a shadow of a doubt…what’s their number?

underneaththeash · 20/04/2023 17:25

Skinterior · 21/05/2022 12:01

Depends who it was Grin

Yes but if it was Putin/Assad/Kim Jong Il you could actually stab him at the same time.

ancientgran · 20/04/2023 17:54

underneaththeash · 20/04/2023 17:25

Yes but if it was Putin/Assad/Kim Jong Il you could actually stab him at the same time.

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I'm not sure you'd get paid if you stabbed him.

IfICouldIStillWouldNot · 20/04/2023 18:38

Probably, but hoping it would take less than ten minutes.

PussBilledDuckyPlait · 20/04/2023 18:45

Realistically most people would have to be paid to shag me. But I'd do it providing it took place in safe circumstances (in all senses of 'safe'). No worse than selling my soul in corporate land which I do every day for far less money.

PearlClutzsche · 20/04/2023 21:18

I agree with PPs though... a much lower amount would make for a much more interesting and revealing discussion. How low would we be prepared to go?

Someone mentioned a figure of £38,000... for me that would probably still be plenty!

Horsedoglover59 · 21/04/2023 01:38

PearlClutzsche · 20/04/2023 21:18

I agree with PPs though... a much lower amount would make for a much more interesting and revealing discussion. How low would we be prepared to go?

Someone mentioned a figure of £38,000... for me that would probably still be plenty!

In my financial state at present, £30,000 would be great at present!

Catsmere · 21/04/2023 03:14

No, because it would be my first sexual experience and I am postmenopausal. I don’t need that sort of trauma.

ZealAndArdour · 21/04/2023 10:40

HairyToity · 20/04/2023 13:38

Yes, as long as he wore a condom. Not getting any STDs, even for a million.

I think i could manage with a dose of Chlamydia for a million quid. Short course of antibiotics, job done 🤣🤣🤣

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