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Would you shag someone for one million pounds?

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FuckingNoise · 21/05/2022 11:58

Just that. Would you? Financial security for life if you forget your morals for half an hour... genuinely wondering how many are yes / no

OP posts:
Lovemusic33 · 22/05/2022 09:49

Yes of course

SmellsLikeMiddleAgeSpirit · 22/05/2022 09:52

I'm not struggling to pay the bills, but it's still a very easy yes!

DH and I watched the film when it came out (a million pounds was worth a lot more then!), I asked him if he would, and his response was along the lines of "well duh!" and he assumed (or did care if) I'd be fine with that. He was right!

I love the posters on here thinking if they use the phrase "prostituting" then we'll all realise how awful it would be and change our minds.
Call it what you like, I'd still do it.

TedMullins · 22/05/2022 09:57

Yep, without a doubt. If I had enough forewarning I’d tell my boyfriend i was going to do it. There’s not many people I wouldn’t shag for a million, christ I’d probably even have a go on Kim Jong un

FuckingNoise · 22/05/2022 10:05

LoopyLube · 22/05/2022 08:19

I always thought Mumsnet was full of pearl clutchers. Turns out it's actually full of people willing to prostitute themselves.

Call it what you like. A mortgage free home, with a narrowboat at the bottom of the garden and the freedom to quit my job. I'd not even hesitate!

OP posts:
Pythian · 22/05/2022 10:09

"Have a go on" 🤣🤣🤣

LeeMucklowesCurtains · 22/05/2022 10:13

LoopyLube · 22/05/2022 08:19

I always thought Mumsnet was full of pearl clutchers. Turns out it's actually full of people willing to prostitute themselves.

I would happily prostitute myself for comfort
that a million pounds would bring me.

The comfort of being able to sleep at night without worrying about losing my home, the comfort of not worrying where my dad will end up and if the move will kill him when his money for care home self funding runs out.

The dickheads I slept with in my youth because I thought I liked them for free - to fucking right I would prostitute myself now in return for a life free of money worries and if anyone looked down on me for that they could think what they liked, I don’t care.

If ANYONE was dumb enough to offer this fat, greying 42 year old a million pounds for a shag - hit me up.

ldontWanna · 22/05/2022 10:16

SmellsLikeMiddleAgeSpirit · 22/05/2022 09:52

I'm not struggling to pay the bills, but it's still a very easy yes!

DH and I watched the film when it came out (a million pounds was worth a lot more then!), I asked him if he would, and his response was along the lines of "well duh!" and he assumed (or did care if) I'd be fine with that. He was right!

I love the posters on here thinking if they use the phrase "prostituting" then we'll all realise how awful it would be and change our minds.
Call it what you like, I'd still do it.

Well according to my mother I used to be one anyways, but a dumb one because the smart ones got paid for it. So I guess I just got wiser.Grin

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 22/05/2022 11:55

I think I would be really concerned about what would be involved in this shagging for someone to offer me a milion pounds. Would I definitely get it? Would I die and it be a sore consolation for my dd, inheriting lots of money?

That's an extremely good point, actually. People are mainly effectively thinking of lying back and letting him get on with it as though he were a normal, loving, consenting partner and you've said yes to his advances, even though you're a bit tired, albeit with the 'consent' bought/coerced rather than freely given.

However, considering how many men you hear of these days who automatically expect to be able to do all kinds of degrading and dangerous acts when they aren't paying a penny for it, what's the likelihood that somebody going to the lengths of paying a million for it is going to expect to really get 'his money's worth'? Has he chosen you in particular because he thinks you're absolutely beautiful or merely because he wants to be able to fulfil all of his nasty fantasies and desires with a 'human sex doll' - and by agreeing to it, you've self-selected yourself as that available object for his darkest lusts.

Some men deliberately seek out prostitutes, not because they can't get any with their wives/partners/casual hookups, but because they want to take it several levels further with somebody anonymous who means nothing to them and whom they don't really care if she gets hurt (or worse), don't really even consider to be properly human.

By paying you, they see it that they've bought you and, far from being an equal partner with equal rights, you have to shut up and let them treat you however they like; and if the prostitute has cost them £1m, and they like/fantasise about choking, gagging, multiple/extreme penetrations, forced poo-eating etc (sorry to be so graphic, but there are loads of surprisingly-popular disgusting kinks out there), they aren't going to think twice about trying to persuade you further, as you've already signed on the dotted line and they've paid for it.

To be blunt, if you'd paid £250 for an all-you-can-eat buffet, you would fill your boots shamelessly, defiantly and without holding back, and you most certainly wouldn't bother smiling nicely at the restaurant owner and ask pleadingly if they'd mind awfully if you had another plateful - in fact, you may even push yourself to have more than you actually wanted, considering the price; so if you've paid £1m for a woman....

ICriedAllTheWayToTheChipShop · 22/05/2022 11:59

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll that's bleak as fuck... you're probably right, though, I bet it wouldn't be a lovely respectful experience or even just five minutes of slightly distasteful grunting. He'd want it sucking and probably a finger up his bum at the very least.

SmellsLikeMiddleAgeSpirit · 22/05/2022 12:51

Ah come on, @WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll... I think you're reading faaar too much into this fictitious scenario and, frankly, light-hearted question. It's the sort of question that's more about looking at and finding out about ourselves and our peers, and how we compare. A snapshot of views and ideas for interest or entertainment.

However if you do want to get all serious about it then an agreement involves two parties; not just one who can then decide what rules apply... or that no rules apply.

Most of us will have bought or sold e.g. a house for far less than a million, and that will have involved days, weeks or months of negotiation, mutual agreement and signatures.

The seller in this case will also have their own stipulations and restrictions, agreed to and signed for beforehand. I doubt anyone here who has said yes to this (indecent) proposal would agree to having their body used as an all you can eat buffet!

cubangal · 22/05/2022 12:52

Without a doubt.

Chesneyhawkes1 · 22/05/2022 12:53

Yep 👍🏻

Lolllllllllllll · 22/05/2022 13:15

I would but only if no one else would ever find out and i could guarantee it was just normal sex. Nothing horrible.

A million is a lot.

namechangeanonymous · 22/05/2022 13:40

If they want to shag a sweaty achy 8 months pregnant woman with achy painful hips allow me to lie there near a fan and possibly rest my eyes then sure hop on. Maybe it's a kink and I could get 2 million.

MangoMaddie · 22/05/2022 13:41

The question is would you shag someone, not would you consent be forced to eat poo, choked and murdered etc.

I would, absolutely. Am also imagining the man is Robert Redford, like in the film.

CornishGem1975 · 22/05/2022 13:44

Absolutely.

Marty13 · 22/05/2022 14:34

I would, on the caveat that they have a clean bill of health or we use condoms. One million is not worth my life if they turn out to have a horrible disease.

RichardOsmansXraySpecs · 22/05/2022 15:00

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 22/05/2022 11:55

I think I would be really concerned about what would be involved in this shagging for someone to offer me a milion pounds. Would I definitely get it? Would I die and it be a sore consolation for my dd, inheriting lots of money?

That's an extremely good point, actually. People are mainly effectively thinking of lying back and letting him get on with it as though he were a normal, loving, consenting partner and you've said yes to his advances, even though you're a bit tired, albeit with the 'consent' bought/coerced rather than freely given.

However, considering how many men you hear of these days who automatically expect to be able to do all kinds of degrading and dangerous acts when they aren't paying a penny for it, what's the likelihood that somebody going to the lengths of paying a million for it is going to expect to really get 'his money's worth'? Has he chosen you in particular because he thinks you're absolutely beautiful or merely because he wants to be able to fulfil all of his nasty fantasies and desires with a 'human sex doll' - and by agreeing to it, you've self-selected yourself as that available object for his darkest lusts.

Some men deliberately seek out prostitutes, not because they can't get any with their wives/partners/casual hookups, but because they want to take it several levels further with somebody anonymous who means nothing to them and whom they don't really care if she gets hurt (or worse), don't really even consider to be properly human.

By paying you, they see it that they've bought you and, far from being an equal partner with equal rights, you have to shut up and let them treat you however they like; and if the prostitute has cost them £1m, and they like/fantasise about choking, gagging, multiple/extreme penetrations, forced poo-eating etc (sorry to be so graphic, but there are loads of surprisingly-popular disgusting kinks out there), they aren't going to think twice about trying to persuade you further, as you've already signed on the dotted line and they've paid for it.

To be blunt, if you'd paid £250 for an all-you-can-eat buffet, you would fill your boots shamelessly, defiantly and without holding back, and you most certainly wouldn't bother smiling nicely at the restaurant owner and ask pleadingly if they'd mind awfully if you had another plateful - in fact, you may even push yourself to have more than you actually wanted, considering the price; so if you've paid £1m for a woman....

Keep it light 😆

2klightyears · 22/05/2022 15:33

Surprised at the number of YES votes :)

As some other posters mentioned, it does bring up a lot of questions as soon you decide to go down that path.

  • Would I accept a lower price if it was someone I wanted to shag? probably YES
  • If it was a same sex shag? Possibly NO
  • If it was a threesome, YES why not
  • .etc.
SmellsLikeMiddleAgeSpirit · 22/05/2022 15:46

True @2klightyears I do wonder how far I and others would go with this. When the film came out $1m was worth a lot more than it is now.

I’d probably not agree to a same sex shag for that (really, I’d sooner do Kim Jong-Un) but then, if the price were doubled… Grin

romany4 · 22/05/2022 18:17

I always say my worst nightmare would be to shag Timothy Spall...
But I would for a million...I want a detached house..

MurderAtTheBeautyPageant · 22/05/2022 18:20

Oh I can think of worse than Timothy Spall (although his son would be preferable). As long as he didn't do all that phlegmy stuff he did in the Turner biopic.

Blossomtoes · 22/05/2022 18:27

romany4 · 22/05/2022 18:17

I always say my worst nightmare would be to shag Timothy Spall...
But I would for a million...I want a detached house..

You’d be unlikely to get the chance given that he has a happy 40 year marriage.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 22/05/2022 19:44

Sorry, I wasn't meaning to drag down a lighthearted thread, but surely it bears considering the 'deal' properly, if it's going to be meaningful in any way? If the question had been "Would you sell your old family car for £1m?", it would have been the most boring and foregone thing ever.

As to comparisons with houses, the main difference is that it's entirely normal to sell and buy houses for £1m in expensive parts of the country. There's no imbalance as you're paying £1m in exchange for something that is widely considered to be worth £1m.

I've no idea what prostitutes/sex workers' going rates are, but I'm guessing that they're affordable by a wide section of the population, considering how much 'business' appears to take place. Therefore, for somebody to offer £1m to buy something that can normally be freely had for (I'm guessing) £250 or less, you would either have to have something truly amazing and unique (looks, fame, reputation etc.) to offer or otherwise the proposer must be expecting something very extraordinary or extreme for his money.

AlecTrevelyan006 · 22/05/2022 20:19

there's an old joke about this...

A man walks up to a woman at a bar and asks "Would you have sex with me for a million pounds?"
She replies "Well, that is a lot of money, ok."
He then asks "Well then, will you do it for 10 pounds?"
She replies " Of course not, what do you think I am a whore?"
He says "I've already established that, at this point we're simply negotiating."