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Would you shag someone for one million pounds?

433 replies

FuckingNoise · 21/05/2022 11:58

Just that. Would you? Financial security for life if you forget your morals for half an hour... genuinely wondering how many are yes / no

OP posts:
MrsMigginsCat · 21/05/2022 20:56

Yep

rnsaslkih · 21/05/2022 20:58

Yes certainly for a million

my dh would as well

Floralnomad · 21/05/2022 21:00

Absolutely.

DressingGownofDoom · 21/05/2022 21:09

sunlight81 · 21/05/2022 19:13

Yes - but not sure they would be getting a great deal 😂

HAHA Grin same 🤣

glamosaurus · 21/05/2022 22:06

No way. I just couldn't.

Pinklimey · 21/05/2022 22:10

I think I would be really concerned about what would be involved in this shagging for someone to offer me a milion pounds. Would I definitely get it? Would I die and it be a sore consolation for my dd, inheriting lots of money?

MurderAtTheBeautyPageant · 21/05/2022 22:14

Hawkins001 · 21/05/2022 20:54

Reminds me of the big bang theory with Leonard and the benefactor that donated the large amount of ££ to the university, after Leonard, shall we say, did the dance.

Damned if I'm shagging someone I don't fancy so someone else can get the dosh. Stupid Leonard.

SpringIsSprung1 · 21/05/2022 22:34

Absolutely

D0lphine · 21/05/2022 23:45

My bf said he would do it for £3k Grin

Marshallmathers3 · 22/05/2022 00:07

A million pound! That's a lot of money...gotta be a yes and they can have it up bum as well for that kind of money !! Might even swallow .. that's a lot of money for 30 mins work (if that!)

PickAChew · 22/05/2022 00:12

No.

Marshallmathers3 · 22/05/2022 00:23

🤦‍♂️🤣

Mother87 · 22/05/2022 00:26

Jacob Rees Knob, nope. Robert Redford - yesGrin

Marshallmathers3 · 22/05/2022 00:27

Jacob Rees Knob? 🤣🤣

Mother87 · 22/05/2022 00:29

Oooh & possibly Robert Redford WITH ebolaGrin

Marshallmathers3 · 22/05/2022 00:32

Never heard of ebola? Who is that? Is it 2 million for two people? 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🙈😁

LoopyLube · 22/05/2022 08:19

I always thought Mumsnet was full of pearl clutchers. Turns out it's actually full of people willing to prostitute themselves.

mintybobs · 22/05/2022 08:22

LoopyLube · 22/05/2022 08:19

I always thought Mumsnet was full of pearl clutchers. Turns out it's actually full of people willing to prostitute themselves.

😂I think what people say they'd do and what they actually do in reality are completely different!

IncompleteSenten · 22/05/2022 08:41

A one off for a million pounds would be hugely tempting for those of us who are poor.

I would in a heartbeat. A few minutes of grubby sex in exchange for all my financial problems solved? I'd be on my back in my bed with my knickers off before you could say what's your sort code.

StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind1 · 22/05/2022 09:05

IncompleteSenten · 22/05/2022 08:41

A one off for a million pounds would be hugely tempting for those of us who are poor.

I would in a heartbeat. A few minutes of grubby sex in exchange for all my financial problems solved? I'd be on my back in my bed with my knickers off before you could say what's your sort code.

Yep, worrying about topping up the gas/electric meters isn't much fun.
A quick shag never to even have to consider bills again, of course I would.

MrsWooster · 22/05/2022 09:18

LoopyLube · 22/05/2022 08:19

I always thought Mumsnet was full of pearl clutchers. Turns out it's actually full of people willing to prostitute themselves.

I’m as far from the braindead mantra ‘sex-work-is-work’ as it’s possible to get, but this post annoys me. Amid the larky posts are a lot of people saying they would do anything necessary to ensure the safety of their family.

PermanentTemporary · 22/05/2022 09:24

In theory yes but in practice I'd just shag them and never ask for the money.

MistyRuins · 22/05/2022 09:34

I'm single.

If anyone knows someone that would spend a million to shag a fat fifty year old, send them my way!

MistyRuins · 22/05/2022 09:36

LoopyLube · 22/05/2022 08:19

I always thought Mumsnet was full of pearl clutchers. Turns out it's actually full of people willing to prostitute themselves.

It's not often someone on mumsnet admits they were wrong. Well done you!

Lwren · 22/05/2022 09:48

Honestly yes. I'd need to convince DP but yeah, I really would 🤣

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