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Would you shag someone for one million pounds?

433 replies

FuckingNoise · 21/05/2022 11:58

Just that. Would you? Financial security for life if you forget your morals for half an hour... genuinely wondering how many are yes / no

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MardyOldGoth · 21/05/2022 16:41

It really would depend who. Boris Johnson, no. Milo Ventimiglia, in a heart beat. An average Joe of a roughly similar age (say 20 years either way) who wasn't nasty? Yeah, probably.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 21/05/2022 16:56

He is knocking 90 now so I suppose he might settle for a cup of tea and a nice chat.

That reminds me of the old joke about the Yorkshireman at his 90th birthday party.

His family decide to give him an innocent smile by booking a beautiful young kissagram, but the agency have a serious mix-up with the bookings and mistakenly send him a 'lapdancer with benefits' who was booked by a stag party instead.

The woman turns up, asks who the birthday boy is, walks slowly towards him and whispers breathlessly in his ear "Hey, big boy, I'm here to give you super sex!"

The old fella's face lights up and he replies "Eee, lass, tha's just grand! 'Appen I'll 'ave the soup, thanks!"

BobbinHood · 21/05/2022 17:26

Yeah, I’m very good at compartmentalising.

SweetAnnieRich · 21/05/2022 17:42

Scabbyknackers · Today 12:11
As long as they could fully understsnd and consent to the situation, didn't have any communicable disease or seriously nasty convictions/ weren't Hitler or someone then yeah. It's enough to set me up nicely.

I strongly concur! 😀

FuckingNoise · 21/05/2022 17:58

WOW! Lol. I'm pretty amazed how many people on here said yes. For the record... I would too! Fuck principles. I have a mortgage 🙌

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britneyisfree · 21/05/2022 18:02

Yes.

Not someone with an incurable STD or other transmittable illness or if I knew they were completely evil etc. no had energy lol

britneyisfree · 21/05/2022 18:04

Just threw up in my mouth at the thought of having to fuck Boris Johnson.

I am ashamed to admit that despite that I despise him I would for a million. ShockBlush

In my defence I really really need money

MurderAtTheBeautyPageant · 21/05/2022 18:47

britneyisfree · 21/05/2022 18:04

Just threw up in my mouth at the thought of having to fuck Boris Johnson.

I am ashamed to admit that despite that I despise him I would for a million. ShockBlush

In my defence I really really need money

I'd do fuck Boris Johnson and what's more I'd do a good impression of someone who was having a good time.

Only drawback would be, knowing how shit he seems to be with his own personal finances, he'd be more than likely to try and tap you for a loan. Whilst standing there naked in his socks.

Crikeyalmighty · 21/05/2022 18:49

Absolutely yes- lasts 10
Minutes but can change your life- I've had plenty of sex in my life I didn't want -for free

MushyPeasPrincess · 21/05/2022 19:01

RosesAndHellebores · 21/05/2022 15:40

@ZealAndArdour what a very sad thing to read. I am 61 and can honestly I have never had meaningless sex or a one night stand.

That doesn't make you a better person.

She said she'd had meaningless sex. That doesn't mean bad sex or sex she regrets. Sex can sometimes just be ... sex. For fun.

LoopyLube · 21/05/2022 19:06

MushyPeasPrincess · 21/05/2022 19:01

That doesn't make you a better person.

She said she'd had meaningless sex. That doesn't mean bad sex or sex she regrets. Sex can sometimes just be ... sex. For fun.

She didn't say it makes jet a better person.
Some people can have sex just for fun, some need to be attached to the person they are having sex with, or they feel used / guilty afterwards. No one is better or worse, we're all different that's all.

Goldenphoenix · 21/05/2022 19:08

Hell yes! Would be upfront about it and discuss it with my DH though so we would make the decision together

Changednamesorry · 21/05/2022 19:08

Definitely not.

D0lphine · 21/05/2022 19:08

FuckingNoise · 21/05/2022 11:58

Just that. Would you? Financial security for life if you forget your morals for half an hour... genuinely wondering how many are yes / no

Obv.

LadyCatStark · 21/05/2022 19:11

Honestly, yes. DH would tell me to do it too 😂.

sunlight81 · 21/05/2022 19:13

Yes - but not sure they would be getting a great deal 😂

Libertaire · 21/05/2022 19:14

Yes, definitely. For a million quid, I would even shag Boris. 🤮

Justcashnosweets · 21/05/2022 19:20

Absolutely yes. I'd do it for half a million though tbh 🤣

Lesserspottedmama · 21/05/2022 19:33

Yes definitely, with a condom unless there was something truly horrific about them e.g. serial killer, paedo etc.

SharlaShanti · 21/05/2022 19:43

😃

MangoKugel · 21/05/2022 19:51

Maybe my husband...but he doesn't have a million quid unfortunately.

FullBush · 21/05/2022 20:00

Given I have shagged loads of utter dickheads over the years, I’d risk it!

Crankley · 21/05/2022 20:29

Hont1986
Of course. I always thinks it's silly when anyone says they wouldn't do something for a MILLION pounds.
It gets more interesting when you lower the number. Would you sleep with someone for £38,000?

This reminds me of a famous man who is supposed to have asked a woman if she would sleep with him for a huge amount of money, to which she agrees. He then asks if she would do it for a considerably smaller amount and she replies 'No, what do you think I am?' The man replies: 'we've already established that, now we're just haggling over the price.'

Hawkins001 · 21/05/2022 20:52

FuckingNoise · 21/05/2022 17:58

WOW! Lol. I'm pretty amazed how many people on here said yes. For the record... I would too! Fuck principles. I have a mortgage 🙌

For me, it's health first, then if all clear, then it's capital for eBay business and the stock market.

Hawkins001 · 21/05/2022 20:54

Reminds me of the big bang theory with Leonard and the benefactor that donated the large amount of ££ to the university, after Leonard, shall we say, did the dance.

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