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Would you shag someone for one million pounds?

433 replies

FuckingNoise · 21/05/2022 11:58

Just that. Would you? Financial security for life if you forget your morals for half an hour... genuinely wondering how many are yes / no

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Dontsayyouloveme · 21/05/2022 14:41

Too right! I’ve shagged people for alot less (joke!!) 😆

2bazookas · 21/05/2022 14:44

No. For the same reason I wouldn't shag anyone for £5.

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BraveryBot9to5 · 21/05/2022 14:46

FuckingNoise · 21/05/2022 11:58

Just that. Would you? Financial security for life if you forget your morals for half an hour... genuinely wondering how many are yes / no

This is too boring a question. And too theoretical. Make it a really hideously unattractive person who stinks of wee and has nits and rashes and bad breath, say 200k.

Now tbh, 200k would mean I could afford to move to a bigger house closer to town. That would be fantastic. But if I had to sleep with (eugh, racks brain) roland schitt from schitt's creek...

GAHgamel · 21/05/2022 14:47

No. I'd be concerned about how many of my boundaries they'd be wanting to violate for that amount of money, and the risk of massive PTSD just isn't worth it.

Irishfarmer · 21/05/2022 14:51

If I said I'd buy him a shiny new tractor DH would probably agree 😂

But no, I prob won't I wouldn't risk hurting my marriage.

LeeMucklowesCurtains · 21/05/2022 14:53

Christ yes.

Wouldn’t even hesitate.

And I am sure dh would get over it sharpish when he wasn't racked with sleepless nights and anxiety over money anymore.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 21/05/2022 14:54

Your whatsapp chat groups would be pingin' off the hook afterwards with everyone asking 'what was it like shagging putin/trump/less dennis?'

Very harsh lumping poor Les in with the two tyrants. All he ever did was ask you for your unfunny stories, do Mavis impressions and even offer to give you the money himself.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 21/05/2022 14:55

If I said I'd buy him a shiny new tractor DH would probably agree

You have to offer to buy your husband an expensive piece of agricultural machinery before he will consider sleeping with you?!?! Grin

Blossomtoes · 21/05/2022 14:58

Irishfarmer · 21/05/2022 14:51

If I said I'd buy him a shiny new tractor DH would probably agree 😂

But no, I prob won't I wouldn't risk hurting my marriage.

Oh my God - you’re Mrs Parish!

MurderAtTheBeautyPageant · 21/05/2022 15:00

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 21/05/2022 14:54

Your whatsapp chat groups would be pingin' off the hook afterwards with everyone asking 'what was it like shagging putin/trump/less dennis?'

Very harsh lumping poor Les in with the two tyrants. All he ever did was ask you for your unfunny stories, do Mavis impressions and even offer to give you the money himself.

You make a good point but at least with the tyrants they'd have you flung out of the chamber as soon as they were spent whereas sweet old Les would probably fall in love with you and want to cuddle for ages afterwards and you'd be just thinking 'gimme the cheque and let me scram, Les'.

wlv12 · 21/05/2022 15:00

Yes.

Right now my life trying to afford to live on an NHS wage is traumatic so I’d happily self myself for £1million to take some of that away.

GillyGumbo · 21/05/2022 15:06

For a cool mil, oh sure, provided the person was clean and not carrying something contagious. I suspect my DH would shove me into the bedroom himself. <pimp>

Would I go on a roller-coaster or a cruise for a million? Nope.

BruceAndNosh · 21/05/2022 15:07

I'm assuming that I have to pay THEM a million pounds to shag me

ImplementingTheDennisSystem · 21/05/2022 15:08

Absol-flipping-lutely!
My husband had better be prepared to take one for the team too, if the offer was aimed at him!
That would set us up for life.

mintybobs · 21/05/2022 15:09

YES I would. Ive had sex with idiots in the past for free, at least I'd get something out of this.

BOOTS52PollyPrissyPants · 21/05/2022 15:09

The younger me would have said no but at this stage in my life then yes for financial security but not sure anyone would want to pay that for me ha!!

merryhouse · 21/05/2022 15:10

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll it was GBS, I believe.

RichardOsmansXraySpecs · 21/05/2022 15:10

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 21/05/2022 14:54

Your whatsapp chat groups would be pingin' off the hook afterwards with everyone asking 'what was it like shagging putin/trump/less dennis?'

Very harsh lumping poor Les in with the two tyrants. All he ever did was ask you for your unfunny stories, do Mavis impressions and even offer to give you the money himself.

🤣

RussellTheLoveMuscle · 21/05/2022 15:11

Doggy if they're minging

BOOTS52PollyPrissyPants · 21/05/2022 15:11

Mintybobs I was thinking just the same..

Blueberrywitch · 21/05/2022 15:11

Another one for yes and also insisting that DP would do the same haha.

CarParkHell · 21/05/2022 15:11

ancientgran · 21/05/2022 12:30

I was thinking the same and I'm probably older than you but if I can find someone with a spare million who fancies 70 year olds I'd definitely give it some thought.

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wpse · 21/05/2022 12:50

I'd have a gangbang with jimmy sav and Rolf Harris for that

I know it's wrong but I choked on my cuppa laughing at this comment.

CoalCraft · 21/05/2022 15:15

I expect so. I'd have to double check with the husband but I'm pretty sure he'd be on board. I'd definitely want him to, assuming he'd share the proceeds!