Would you shag someone for one million pounds?

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Just that. Would you? Financial security for life if you forget your morals for half an hour... genuinely wondering how many are yes / no

I’m not sure I could unless you count lying there motionless. I have a lot of sensory triggers and if it doesn’t feel right, or I’m not in the right headspace, I can’t fake it. I don’t even mean orgasms - just general enjoyment.

I'd imagine that ordeal would be completed quite quickly.

I never would've done it when younger or first married but now? Yeah. I suppose my morals have gone the same way as my lovely pert boobs 🤣😂

It would definitely be easier to shag Putin than Trump IMO

I'd sleep with Putin for that.

Absolutely.

I understand s the spitting out my coffee thing is meant to be a saying but I’ve actually spat out my coffee

Too right I would

It seems wrong but I think if I had to choose one of those 3 it would have to be Putin. He's not what I'd call a good choice but the other two I just couldn't.

Not Bojo, Scott Morrison, Clive Palmer, Trump, Kim Jong Un or Rupert Murdoch… Otherwise, yep.

I forgot bloody Putin. He’s on my list of he’ll nos

Yes. I'd even shag Nigel Farage for a million quid.
Clearly moral-less 😂

I'd imagine that ordeal would be completed quite quickly.

He could get 350 goes, if he could persuade his mates with the Brexit bus to let him divert just one week's worth of their savings from the NHS to him as commission for all of his hard work and support.

Even then, I don't think it would be his scene: he'd want to be friends with you and trade with you but not actually be in you.

How much for Putin, Trump and Boris together? 🤢

Sure! Your place or mine?

What about if you couldn't feed your kids?

@RichardOsmansXraySpecs say what you want. If his legs are stunning then I figure he’s like that all over 👀

Yes!

I don’t have a million pounds sadly.

Well, it would depend. Would my DH know or ever find out? If so would be approve (doubtful)? Who is it? Crusty old bloke, Boris/Mogg/Give or similar horrors - not for a billion. Someone fanciable... Meh, maybe.

Not Bojo, Scott Morrison, Clive Palmer, Trump, Kim Jong Un or Rupert Murdoch… Otherwise, yep.

You giving your list reminds me of a post on the Fake Showbiz News Twitter account, where Cat Deeley is made out to absolutely detest beyond all reason everything about Snow patrol and their music.

She is 'quoted' as saying that she firmly believes school history lessons should focus more heavily on the most evil people through the ages, to ensure that we learn lessons and never repeat their atrocities: people such as Hitler, Mussolini, Genghis Khan, Pol Pot, Jack the Ripper and Gary Lightbody

😲😲🤣🤣🤣 me and my husband are pissing ourselves at this 🤣🤣🤣

Yes, I most certainly would. I haven’t had shagged for 8 years.

No way. I just couldn't.

Your whatsapp chat groups would be pingin' off the hook afterwards with everyone asking 'what was it like shagging putin/trump/less dennis?'

Yes!