NOT for the EASILY OFFENDED!!!

[bonkerz]

OK, following on from my 'farting thread'

What is the most disgusting habit that you or dh/dp have!!!

Come on do your worst!!!!

my dh sniffs my knickers

i dont have any bad habits

Have been severely instructed by bonkerz that as I don't have a dp I must post my own disgusting habits. As I don't have any I have been instructed to make one up for myself and to reveal one of bonkerz' own habits.

My made-up one - I wear the same thong for 18 months at a time.

Bonkerz's real one - she saves her bogeys in a jar and buries the jars in her garden.

Of course, DH and I don't have any bad habits, but DD1 (age 2.7) the other day, in a packed restaurant noticed three bogies that she'd wiped on the back of her hand, and one at a time ate them then said in a loud voice "bogies all gone"!

ACTUALLY WK i dont bury them in the garden! i add vinegar and send them to friends who live in far away places ie cornwall!!!!!

Anyway WK worst habit is the fact that she tries to steal other mens husbands!!!
She tried to get mine but he cant stand women with BO and gential warts!!!!!!!!!

Am glad I've never had a pressie from you bonkerz!!! And I don't have BO or warts - you just keep your dh tied to the bed!!!

Anyway, another one of bonkerz' habits is that she grows her underarm hair until she can plait it - and then she styles it into the latest fashion and walks round the streets in strapless tops showing off her new 'hairdo'.

i am actually clean shaven ALL over.

WK has a contract with the local fish shop to help add smell!!!!!!! Just 2 hours a day posed on a chair helps the smell linger till closing!!!

BTW my dh has a really bad habit of scratching and releasing an odour thats not far off mouldy cheese!!

{grin}
gives a new meaning to "scratch and sniff"!

No bonkerz - you misunderstand my time in the fish shops. The smell is already there - I have to stand on a chair with my trousers down to save them money on light and heat - because of course the sun shines out of my arse!!

Ok, will tell bonkerz' very personal secret - she has to use an industrial strimmer to shave her legs and has to have medical strength air fresheners implanted in her every 2 weeks just to be allowed out in public.

damn!!!

I thought wk was my friend!

just want to add that WK makes me post these horrid threads!!

She is such a bad influence on me!

Yep - i forced you to start this, yeah right!!!

Dh smells his clothes to check if they can be worn again or need to go into the wash (have friends who have said they have had partners who have done this before).

How did I guess that this would be an Insaniac thread?

what are you saying coppertop? Im saner than anyone here!

Ahem! Erm...of course you are, Bonkerz...ahem!

wk & bkz

wk stinks of fish and also sleeps around!!!!!

bonkerz is really a gay man in disguise!!!

and she drinks meths on the beach with surfers

and WOBBLY is a BISEXUAL and a Hoar!!!!!

She takes it up the bum as well!!!!!!!

mummyto steven! how do you know!!!!!

bonkerz sells her (his) services down the docks every night for enough money to pay the wireless broadband subscription.

i spy on her with a wide angled lens telescope through the net curtains as she skips off the road to an orgy with surfers

better than minimum wage tho! what's the hourly rate bonkerz?

mts - who's side are you on!!!

bonkerz drives a 4x4, lets her kids eat grapes in tesco, bottle-fed from the word go, uses 20 disposable nappies a day and is an estate agent!!!

I will have you know i am a top class hooker and charge a fortune! Infact i cant get punters cos i charge SO MUCH!!!! Also wobbly has dropped her price lately and im not prepared to lower myself!!!!

BTW you are all just jealous!!!!!